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August 8th, 2009, 08:19 PM	#1
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,870 Times in 57,575 Posts	Lewd Limericks A couple of Victorian examples : There was a young man from peru Who had nothing whatever to do So He pulled out his carrot And buggered his parrot And sent the result to the zoo There was a young lady from Diss Went down to river to piss A man in a punt Shoved His pole up Her cunt And gave Her the exquisite bliss And one of My Own: The boy stood on the burning deck Eyes moist with emotion He gave a cough His balls dropped off And rolled into the ocean __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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