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November 11th, 2017, 08:47 PM | #1211 |
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But he added.... "What do you call a one legged Sikh trying to stand up straight?" ..... "Balan Singh"
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November 13th, 2017, 12:56 PM | #1212 |
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Q. How is Donald Trump like a pregnancy?
A. Nine months and he's ready to DROP! (i.e. on North Korea...) |
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November 13th, 2017, 07:18 PM | #1213 |
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Q. What's the difference between a Jew's harp and a Jew's organ?
A. The Jew's organ can be circumcised. ----- Q. Did you hear about the spade who had sex in a tool shed? A. He got wit all dem hoes... |
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November 13th, 2017, 07:22 PM | #1214 |
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The Emperor of China was looking for a new master swordsman, better than any other.
He held an audience with a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai. The Japanese samurai cut a fly in half with one stroke, killing it instantly. The Chinese samurai cut another fly in half with one stroke, killing it instantly also. The Jewish samurai made six strokes, and did not kill the fly; it was still buzzing around. Then the Emperor asked the Jew: "Why did you not kill the fly?" The Jew responded: "The purpose of circumcision is not to kill..." |
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November 13th, 2017, 07:23 PM | #1215 |
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Q. How do you tell a Christian from a Jew on a golf course?
A. The Christian says "FORE", and the Jew says "$3.99"... |
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November 15th, 2017, 01:10 PM | #1216 |
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Grrrrrrr I`m not saying my six year old daughter already takes after her mother ,
Butt if she complains one more time about me anally knife raping her !
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November 24th, 2017, 03:59 PM | #1217 |
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Can't help feeling jealous of Oscar Pistorius ,
Never having to worry about getting athletes foot plus finding a successful method to stop a woman nagging.
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November 25th, 2017, 12:49 AM | #1218 |
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I saw a dwarf walking out of an electronics store carrying a flat screen TV.
I asked him, "Are you going to be able to carry that TV by yourself?" He screamed back, " Fuck you! It's an iPad!" |
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November 27th, 2017, 08:41 AM | #1219 |
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Q; How do you stop five black guys raping a white girl?
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November 28th, 2017, 06:23 PM | #1220 |
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My Great Grandfather was brought up by cannibals,I think They didn't cook Him properly..
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