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Old January 21st, 2013, 04:15 PM   #141
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Old January 22nd, 2013, 04:31 PM   #142
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This poor guy bites off more than he can chew!






Where to pet a cat.





Where to pet a dog.

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Old January 23rd, 2013, 02:58 AM   #143
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Teenagers, did they think so?

Great Danes are big, strong, beautiful, lovable, unaggressive, often comical and - sorry, but I have to say it - not overloaded with brains. I love them too, and they bring great pleasure

But are teenagers like that?

Sorry for the late response. I think they meant they have appetites like teenagers and love to lay around the house. If they could play video games and talk on cell phones, they'd definitely qualify as teenagers.
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Old January 23rd, 2013, 09:13 AM   #144
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Old January 23rd, 2013, 05:17 PM   #145
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Old January 23rd, 2013, 05:28 PM   #146
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If they come up with a breed that walks itself, that's my favorite dog.
For you a walker is better ,
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Old January 24th, 2013, 04:14 PM   #147
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Old January 24th, 2013, 11:42 PM   #148
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Old Lassie (sorry if it is a repost)




I hope this is not animal cruelty here!!!


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Old January 25th, 2013, 04:41 PM   #149
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Old January 25th, 2013, 05:01 PM   #150
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