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Old September 20th, 2018, 06:08 PM   #821
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Just felt like listening to it.

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan,
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What d'ya think about that?

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy
Poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song
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I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink
I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink No, no, no
I'm so tired, I don't know what to do
I'm so tired, my mind is set on you
I wonder should I call you but I know what you'd do
You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke
It's doing me harm, you know I can't sleep
I can't stop my brain, you know it's three weeks
I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind
I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset
Although I'm so tired, I'll have another cigarette
And curse Sir Walter Raleigh
He was such a stupid get
You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke
It's doing me harm, you know I can't sleep
I can't stop my brain, you know it's three weeks
I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind
give you everything I've got for a little peace of mind
give you everything I've got for a little
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Old September 21st, 2018, 03:08 PM   #823
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Angry Am truly debating whether to discover who the girl is that keeps ordering 666-666 taxis. Finding her mailbox. Then filling it with finely sliced onions in the dead of night. As justifiable V.E.F revenge !

I Try

Games, changes, and fears
When will they go from here?
When will they stop?
I believe that fate has brought us here
And we should be together, babe,
But we're not

I play it off, but I'm dreaming of you
I'll keep my cool, but I'm fiendin.

I try to say goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not near
Goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not near

I may appear to be free,
But I'm just a prisoner of your love
I may seem alright and smile when you leave,
But my smiles are just a front, just a front

I play it off, but I'm dreaming of you
I'll keep my cool, but I'm fiendin

I try to say goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not near
Goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not near

Here is my confession
May I be your possession
Boy, I need your touch,
Your love kisses, and such
With all my might I try,
But this I can't deny, deny

I play it off, but I'm dreaming of you
I'll keep my cool, but I'm fiendin

I try to say goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not near
Goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not near

Goodbye and I choke
I try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
My world crumbles when you are not near



Pity she didn't literally choke during the recording of it
Argh it`s been two hours and loose change of crummy albeit catchy chorus
Oh the one-hit-wonder-manity
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Old October 1st, 2018, 05:36 PM   #824
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Fly

All around the world statues crumble for me
Who knows how long I've loved you
Everywhere I go people stop and they see
Twenty-five years old my mother God rest her soul
I just wanna fly
Put your arms around me, baby
Put your arms around me, baby
I just wanna fly
Put your arms around me, baby
Put your arms around me, baby
Dance a little stranger, show me where you've been
Love can make you hostage wanna do it again
There's no time to think about the starting or the end
We'll find out I'm told, my mother she told me so
I just wanna fly
Put your arms around me, baby
Put your arms around me, baby
I just wanna fly
Put your arms around me, baby
Put your arms around me, baby
I just want to fly
I just want to fly
All around the world, statues crumble for me
Who knows how long I've loved you
Everyone I know has been so good to me
Twenty-five years old, my mother God rest her soul
I just wanna fly
Put your arms around me, baby
Put your arms around me, baby
I just wanna fly
Put your arms around me, baby
Put your arms around me, baby
I just want to fly
I just want to fly
I just want to fly
I just want to fly
I just want to fly
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Old October 4th, 2018, 07:49 PM   #825
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Tears For Fears - Always In The Past

Money can't change the way you feel
Smoke stains on your fingertips
Made for life is no big deal
When there's something behind you that just doesn't fit
And I can't stop thinking
Always in the past
No, no, I just can't stop thinking
Always in the past
It was always in
Smoke screens up at the break of day
Boy you must had a lonely night
And did your dreams reveal God's plan?
Did heaven say you're gonna make it allright
And I can't stop thinking
Always in the past
No, no, I just can't stop thinking
Always in the past
It was always in
Walk those streets
Paved with gold
You and I we are one and the same
We've got a whole lot of soul
Dance those steps
Of the ancient plague
You could sharpen knives on the famous lives
That were never saved
I just can't stop thinking
Always in the past
No, no, I just can't stop thinking
Always in the past
It was always in
I can't stop thinking
Always in the past
No, no, I just can't stop thinking
Always in the past
It was always in
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The Chameleons - Soul In Isolation

Soul in isolation
I can hear you breathing down the hall
Soul in isolation
I can hear you whisper through the walls
And if I had a mind to now
I could call to you
Or I could simply shut you out
No more would you cry, cry, cry

I'll give you my time to kill
But you'll never never
Break my will
Or I could sink a sleeping pill
And in the morning could be
Sleeping still
But most of you are much too ill
Way beyond a surgeon's skill
In bondage to a dollar bill
What more can you buy, buy, buy?

Oh, when you think on it
When you think on it
We're all
Souls in isolation
Alive in here
I'm alive in here
I'm alive in here
Oh, when you think on it
When you think on it

Come here!
A word in your ear
You can't go back to the trees
Back to the trees
Back to the trees

Big bad giant standing tall
Crushing all the creatures
Great and small
I'd like to see this giant fall
When will it come?
When will it come?

Words that rattle round my head
Struck by lightning someone said
A diamond bullet through the head
Hits me right in the brain
Are they right in the brain?
Are they right in the brain?

Will I see the jailer's face
Did my mother bring me to this place
And will I live to see his face
Will another come to take my place
In total isolation
Surrounded by fears
Too many crowds
Too many tears
Isolation
Surrounded by crowds
In another world
Head in the clouds
I'm alive in here
I scream
But you still don't hear
I'm alive in here
I'm alive
Turn on the light

Oh, when you think on it
When you think on it
We're all souls in isolation
I'm alive in here
I'm alive in here

Oh, when you think on it
When you think on it
We're all souls in isolation
I'm alive in here
I'm alive in here
I'm alive in here

Oh, when you think on it
When you think on it
We're all souls in isolation

We're always searching for something
Searching
Dear dear dead days I'm longing for you
Sweetest virgin
Now deflowered
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Default scubur-arbebubbadeholla-bebop-aloola.......... ohhh yeah

Blue Turk

I'm lazy, you know it
I'm ready for the second show
Amazin', thing growing
Just waitin' for the juice to flow
But you're so very picturesque
You're so very cold
Tastes like roses on your breath
But graveyards on your soul


I'm hurting, I'm wanting
I'm aching for another go
You're squirming wet, baby
Nothin' bad comin' very slow
And it's burnin' holes in me
You're so very picturesque
You're so very cold
It tastes like roses on your breath
But graveyards on your soul... whoa-oh


One spastic explosion
Two pressure-cookers go insane
It makes me act crazy
I shiver but I love this game
You're so very ordinary
You're so very lame
Tastes like whiskey on your lips
And earthworms rule your brain
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Time After Time

Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick
And think of you
Caught up in circles
Confusion is nothing new
Flashback, warm nights
Almost left behind
Suitcases of memories
Time after
Sometimes you picture me
I'm walking too far ahead
You're calling to me, I can't hear
What you've said
Then you say, go slow
I fall behind
The second hand unwinds

If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting
Time after time
If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting
Time after time

After my picture fades and darkness has
Turned to gray
Watching through windows
You're wondering if I'm okay
Secrets stolen from deep inside
The drum beats out of time

If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting
Time after time

You said go slow
I fall behind
The second hand unwinds

If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Time after time

If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Time after time
If you fall I will catch you, I'll be waiting
Time after time
Time after time
Time after time
Time after time
Time after time
Time after time
Time after time
Time after
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Old October 22nd, 2018, 04:50 PM   #829
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Coconut Pete`s ~ Pinacoladaberg

They call me the mayor,
Cause I spend all my days here,
And you would too, if you knew what I know.
(Pinacoladaberg)

Got a tropical treat,
Sucked straight from the coconut's teat.
When mixed just right it makes your short hairs grow.

Got a hole in my straw hat,
two tires on my jeep flat.
Maybe today…I'll stay out of the sun.
(Pinacoladaberg)

But the ladies are flocking.
That means it's time to start cockin',
That brain-freeze nectar…that fills my fun-gun!

Pour still another glass,
In Pinacoladaberg.
Coconut milk with a pineapple splash.
Don't forget that the Rum comes third!

Passed out flat on my ***,
In Pinacoladaberg!
Blood-shot eyes and a "sorba" stash
Mouth tastes like piñata turd.

Promised I'd take it slow,
'round In Pinacoladaberg.
Booze-soaked lava is starting to flow,
Guess I'll have to drink my word.

With bikinis to my right,
God bless Pinacoladaberg!!
This loud mouth soup makes my head feel light…
Makes me feel like a dirty bird!

Dang - these drinks are strong…
Shouldn't have smoked that bong!
Now I'm too drunk to sing this song…
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A Thousand Years


Heart beats fast
Colours and promises
How to be brave?
How can I love when I'm afraid to fall?
But watching you stand alone
All of my doubt
Suddenly goes away somehow

One step closer

I have died every day waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more

Time stands still
Beauty in all she is
I will be brave
I will not let anything take away
What's standing in front of me
Every breath
Every hour has come to this

One step closer

I have died every day waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more

One step closer
One step closer

I have died every day waiting for you
Darling, don't be afraid
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more

And all along I believed I would find you
Time has brought your heart to me
I have loved you for a thousand years
I'll love you for a thousand more
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