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February 22nd, 2017, 11:07 AM | #2111 |
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Sex with you is just like Seinfeld, means nothing
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February 22nd, 2017, 03:45 PM | #2112 |
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Yet was my politeness appreciated ?
3041 ~ Hey stop moving and making noise !. I`d have asked you to quit smelling too. Only didn't want to ask the impossible.
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February 24th, 2017, 04:39 AM | #2113 |
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February 24th, 2017, 01:12 PM | #2114 |
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So what if the vibrator batteries are dead, the TV remote control batteries stay in the remote, period ! Speaking of which, why do you always seem to have one
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March 2nd, 2017, 11:21 AM | #2115 |
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All those jokes stand up comedians tell about sex, with you they're real
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March 2nd, 2017, 01:20 PM | #2116 |
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3045 ~ I`d love to have seen you tomorrow. Only having already seen you today. Nah.
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March 10th, 2017, 11:18 AM | #2117 |
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No, the blindfold isn't a bondage thing, I just don't want to see your face.
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March 10th, 2017, 01:48 PM | #2118 |
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3047 ~ Baby there`s only one thing better than us being a couple , and that`s me being single
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March 10th, 2017, 02:01 PM | #2119 |
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BTW I forgot yo tell ya, the hospital phoned, your Mum died 2 hours ago. Was this a bad time to tell ya.
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March 10th, 2017, 02:15 PM | #2120 |
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Hey don't ask me why she suddenly became upset ?. My singing voice Isn't that bad !
3049 ~ Ooooooh my honey and me , plus your little brother who I kidnapped , killed and ate some of earlier , makes three
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