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Old May 23rd, 2019, 04:28 PM   #7051
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Fish and Chips,Although I do enjoy a Battered sausage...

Scampi or Prawn Balls ?
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scampi

Oysters or mussels
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You're in your car heading toward a four way intersection. Your car blows a tire, and you swerve into the intersection and are hit by four different 20 ton semi-trailer trucks, or you're in your car going over a cliff and you and your car fall into the fiery cauldron of a volcano?
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WHat ever turns you on, man? Volcano.

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Estreeter's current Avatar or his usual one of a younger Bruce Springsteen?
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his usual The Boss one

Ebony or Ivory
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Getting drunk in a bar, starting a fight and being thrown by the bouncer through the plate glass window into the street, or starting a fight in the same bar, but being beat over the head with beer bottles by a bunch of street punks?
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Bounter -> street

Coming home to find your wife in bed with
your best friend or your dog
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You dream that you are in heaven and when you wake up you are in heaven,but heaven is not what you expect, just a dusty road that leads nowhere, or you dream that you are in hell and you wake up and you are in hell,but hell is a big house with everything in it to make you happy, but when you leave the house you're attacked by the most nightmarish hell beasts and you die and wake up in the house again?


I'm Catholic Heaven

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