Women jokes - Page 75

Estreeter · May 13th, 2019, 09:51 AM

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers: "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly: "Do we have time?

MaxJoker · May 13th, 2019, 03:01 PM

After sex I like my women like I like my mailbox ,

Outside my house.

MaxJoker · May 15th, 2019, 11:44 AM

Blonde drops off her dress at the dry cleaners ,

Owner behind the counter says "Come Again" ,

Blonde replies "No, it's toothpaste this time".

MaxJoker · May 16th, 2019, 02:26 PM

What do women and screen doors have in common ? ,

More you bang them the looser they become.

MaxJoker · May 17th, 2019, 06:16 PM

Had a wet dream about the ex last night ,

Dreamt she`s gotten run over by a bus and killed ,

Pissed myself laughing.

MaxJoker · May 18th, 2019, 02:00 PM

My now ex once asked if I knew how she could make her bust bigger.

Said "Try rubbing toilet paper between your tits, it's worked for your arse".

MaxJoker · May 21st, 2019, 01:33 PM

Turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed ,

By simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

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MaxJoker · May 23rd, 2019, 11:14 AM

I`m not saying I've a loveless marriage ,

Only her side of our water bed is frozen.

MaxJoker · May 27th, 2019, 05:56 PM

Women should be like golf caddies ,

Holding your balls or getting your tee ready.

MaxJoker · May 31st, 2019, 06:14 PM

Don't you go dying on me ! ,

Yet I said to the wife ,

As forced her to sign a revised will .

May 13th, 2019, 09:51 AM	#741
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May 13th, 2019, 03:01 PM	#742
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	After sex I like my women like I like my mailbox , Outside my house. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 15th, 2019, 11:44 AM	#743
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	Blonde drops off her dress at the dry cleaners , Owner behind the counter says "Come Again" , Blonde replies "No, it's toothpaste this time". __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 16th, 2019, 02:26 PM	#744
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	What do women and screen doors have in common ? , More you bang them the looser they become. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 17th, 2019, 06:16 PM	#745
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	Had a wet dream about the ex last night , Dreamt she`s gotten run over by a bus and killed , Pissed myself laughing. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 18th, 2019, 02:00 PM	#746
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	My now ex once asked if I knew how she could make her bust bigger. Said "Try rubbing toilet paper between your tits, it's worked for your arse". __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 21st, 2019, 01:33 PM	#747
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	Turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed , By simply forgetting your wife’s birthday. ] __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 23rd, 2019, 11:14 AM	#748
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	I`m not saying I've a loveless marriage , Only her side of our water bed is frozen. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 27th, 2019, 05:56 PM	#749
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	Some might say Women should be like golf caddies , Holding your balls or getting your tee ready. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 31st, 2019, 06:14 PM	#750
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,605 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hey , it`s what I would have wanted Don't you go dying on me ! , Yet I said to the wife , As forced her to sign a revised will . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.