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May 23rd, 2019, 11:14 AM | #1731 |
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Did you know when a man ejaculates he comes at roughly twenty miles per hour ? ,
Which means it's perfectly safe if hits a child.
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May 23rd, 2019, 09:46 PM | #1732 |
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Whats 18 " long and makes women scream all night???
Cot Death
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May 24th, 2019, 07:39 AM | #1734 |
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May 25th, 2019, 03:14 PM | #1736 |
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These 3 crooks break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes.
One crook opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. "We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his buddies. They eat their fill and leave. The next days newspaper headline read, "World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed."
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