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May 16th, 2019, 05:46 PM	#3061
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May 20th, 2019, 12:19 AM	#3064
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,840 Thanks: 3,496,760 Thanked 344,973 Times in 29,953 Posts	if I wanted to spend this much time on a pig I would've been a farmer __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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May 21st, 2019, 08:30 AM	#3065
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June 21st, 2019, 09:49 AM	#3066
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,745 Times in 36,682 Posts	5289: Hurry up and get undressed we've only got time for a real quickie, my wife is waiting outside in the car with the kids. __________________

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June 21st, 2019, 09:55 AM	#3067
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June 21st, 2019, 10:12 AM	#3068
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June 21st, 2019, 07:13 PM	#3070
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