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March 12th, 2016, 11:56 PM
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Taking a huge fat cock up the arse "for the first time" is as easy as opening a can of coke.
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March 13th, 2016, 12:16 AM
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Nobody seems to take notice of the names of the production staff  When having sex out in the bush, nobody gets eaten by a wild animal
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March 13th, 2016, 11:35 AM
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17. Women's a'holes are always spotlessly clean and can be fuc**d and even licked without any sign of sh!t (or the smell of it) being present or any danger at all of infection, e.coli and other bacteria etc.
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March 13th, 2016, 02:11 PM
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18. When a woman is about to have an orgasm, she make exactly the same sound as if you were sticking her in the arse with a large hypodermic needle.
P.S. Threadstarter Hackenbush reminds you to number your entries!  Thank you! 
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March 13th, 2016, 02:26 PM
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19 all porn stars inhabit palatial villas with huge pools where it's always sunny and strangely quiet
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March 13th, 2016, 03:52 PM
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20) Real men always finish on the woman's face.
21) Proper intercourse always involves at least 3 different positions during the act. 22) You can't have good sex without bad music playing in the background. |
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March 13th, 2016, 04:31 PM
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23. When having an orgasm, men look like they're being tortured.... or in the middle of a heavy shit... or being tazered
24. When having sex, humans have gaping open mouths...... and look like outraged chimpanzees when their bananas are stolen 25. Women can get orgasms from giving half a blowjob and letting the man jack off |
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March 13th, 2016, 11:05 PM
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March 13th, 2016, 11:06 PM
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26. When engaging in oral sex, a blow-job must last a minimum of 5 minutes. If it's licking pussy, then 30 seconds is just about right. (Lesbian sex excluded)
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March 14th, 2016, 03:24 AM
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Don't know about me, but I had a lady friend for quite a while who must've watched plenty of porn movies because she made me pull out every time before I ejaculated in her.She thought she couldn't get pregnant that way, so she said.But I think she was really fantasizing about doing a porn movie.
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