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Old February 13th, 2012, 07:56 PM   #51
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Old February 15th, 2012, 05:01 AM   #52
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Old February 15th, 2012, 12:14 PM   #53
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Worst tattoo ever? IMHO all of them.

A good idea for a business is tattoo removal. In a few years time when the colours have faded and the tattoo has lost definition people will be queuing up to have them removed.

Sorry for the rant.

Its a personal choice, and if you have one and your happy with it that's fine, but I think in a few years a lot of people will be regretting having one.
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Old February 15th, 2012, 12:42 PM   #54
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Worst tattoo ever? IMHO all of them.

A good idea for a business is tattoo removal. In a few years time when the colours have faded and the tattoo has lost definition people will be queuing up to have them removed.

Sorry for the rant.

Its a personal choice, and if you have one and your happy with it that's fine, but I think in a few years a lot of people will be regretting having one.

Yes, It is a personal choice, i have some tattoos myself, and provided you think about the tattoo before you have it done and pick a good tattooist then there's no reason why you should have any regrets.
As for them fading you can easily get them coloured in again and i don't think that losing definition is really a problem. My father has a few tattoos that are over 50 years old and although the colour has gone you can still see the outline and know what they are.
If it takes longer than that for them to go i don't care because i'll be too old to worry.
Just my two cents worth.
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Eyeball tattoo anyone?

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Eyeball tattoo anyone?

No thanks, There is such a thing as going too far and that is one tattoo that you would regret later.
Although i wonder if maxjoker has had his done red?
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Although i wonder if maxjoker has had his done red?
Hoh hoh



I don`t need to , because my eyes are always red due to me crying over all the members i`ve banned

But that`s some sort of food dye he`s had injected into his eyeball surely

Which is bad enough i suppose.
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Old February 15th, 2012, 02:12 PM   #58
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More details here about the eyeball tattoo:

http://offbeatink.com/articles/eye-t...n-tattoo-news/
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Old February 15th, 2012, 02:21 PM   #59
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I love the fact that there's an advert for laser eye surgery on the same page.
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Old February 15th, 2012, 02:47 PM   #60
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I love the fact that there's an advert for laser eye surgery on the same page.
I wear glasses

Yeah , and you all thought i was perfect

So i went to a laser eye place a couple years ago to see what this corrective surgery was all about , there were three laser dudes there.

All of them wore glasses

Not kidding

In other words i thought " Fcuk that "

I mean if they don`t even believe in the procedure enough to have it themselves you know




Now then to keep on topic here`s one hell of a bastard ugly tat



Or maybe these types should be renamed shat
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