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Old October 6th, 2015, 11:30 AM   #3421
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Frits she's not eating it



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Old October 7th, 2015, 06:48 PM   #3422
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Old October 8th, 2015, 05:30 PM   #3423
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I wish me a girl with long nails
Please let me introduce LaRue Drummond



I wish me a girl who works as an artist in the circus.
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Old October 8th, 2015, 10:06 PM   #3424
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Old October 9th, 2015, 06:01 AM   #3425
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Old October 12th, 2015, 02:27 AM   #3426
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Silk I give you Suzy Favor Hamilton, who was both a US Olympian and a professional escort....



I wish me a girl with nice bangs....
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She´s got charming bangs



I wish me a girl who´s a roadie.
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Old October 25th, 2015, 11:47 AM   #3428
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Silk: I'll give you two



Camilla McGuinn: Lyricist, and road manager and wife of the Byrds rock legend Roger McGuinn.


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Cameo in something lacy that may or may not be a bustier but damn she looks good in it!



I wish me a girl with big tits in lingerie taking one in the arse!
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Old October 26th, 2015, 09:53 AM   #3430
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Milk I think I have ya covered: big tits - check, lingerie - check and taking one in the arse- check.



I wish me a girl doing the reverse cowgirl anal...
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