Post your corny jokes - Page 712

**tygrkhat40** · November 22nd, 2013, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajv73

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...AAAGH!!!

**Mal Hombre** · November 22nd, 2013, 02:36 PM

What's worse than hearing a Justin Bieber song on the rado ?
Hearing a Justin Bieber song coming from Your Son's bedroom..

ajv73 · November 22nd, 2013, 04:16 PM

what's the similarity between a woman's breast and a toy car?

Both are for children, but daddies also enjoy playing with them

**haymarket** · November 22nd, 2013, 05:20 PM

I got thrown out the Chemist this morning

I only asked the bird behind the counter

- "Do you take it up the Arse love or do you swallow??"

She went absolutely Mental...

I still don't know what to do with this suppository!

dazza2 · November 22nd, 2013, 07:23 PM

Women wake up yawning, men wake up with an erection.............coincidence? i think not........

dazza2 · November 22nd, 2013, 07:27 PM

Mick Hucknall has been arrested for having sex with a rabbit.

Police sources say he was holding back the ears.

**photoflex** · November 22nd, 2013, 10:01 PM

Graham Norton:'Were you present at the birth of your child?'
Robbie Williams: 'Yes.'
Emma Thompson: 'Were you at the business end?'
Robbie: 'Yes.'
Emma: 'How was that for you?'
Robbie:'Like watching my favorite pub burn down!'

**slisse** · November 23rd, 2013, 09:06 AM

One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.

He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.

"Could you taste this for me, please?"

The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.

"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.

"No, not at all," says the chemist.

"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy.

"The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."

**HugoHackenbush** · November 23rd, 2013, 07:06 PM

The sign outside the pub says "service animals only". But the man really wants a pint.

So the man walks into a pub with a Chihuahua on a leash.

"I'm sorry mate, but you can't bring your dog into the pub" says the bartender.

"Why, yes I can," says the man. This is a service animal."

"Yeah, right. Of what kind?"

"This is a seeing eye dog." Says the man.

"Nice try, you wanker, " growls the bartender. "That's a Chihuahua. They are not seeing eye dogs."

"Bloody hell!" Screams the man. "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"

gaeldom · November 23rd, 2013, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dazza2

Mick Hucknall has been arrested for having sex with a rabbit.

Police sources say he was holding back the ears.

But the bunny's too tight to mention.

November 22nd, 2013, 02:36 PM	#7112
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November 22nd, 2013, 05:20 PM	#7114
haymarket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Merseyside U.K Posts: 254 Thanks: 23,532 Thanked 4,549 Times in 253 Posts	I got thrown out the Chemist this morning I only asked the bird behind the counter - "Do you take it up the Arse love or do you swallow??" She went absolutely Mental... I still don't know what to do with this suppository! __________________ "You ain't seen me, Right!"

November 22nd, 2013, 10:01 PM	#7117
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,927 Thanked 127,795 Times in 3,570 Posts	Graham Norton:'Were you present at the birth of your child?' Robbie Williams: 'Yes.' Emma Thompson: 'Were you at the business end?' Robbie: 'Yes.' Emma: 'How was that for you?' Robbie:'Like watching my favorite pub burn down!' __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

November 23rd, 2013, 09:06 AM	#7118
slisse Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: BE Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 32,668 Thanked 72,543 Times in 2,481 Posts	One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. "Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy. "No, not at all," says the chemist. "Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar." __________________ Life is short, so try to make the best of it. If any of my links isn't working, please send me a PM so I can fix it. Thank you.

November 23rd, 2013, 07:06 PM	#7119
HugoHackenbush Veteran Marxist Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Wherever it's warm Posts: 14,134 Thanks: 205,984 Thanked 336,764 Times in 14,187 Posts	The sign outside the pub says "service animals only". But the man really wants a pint. So the man walks into a pub with a Chihuahua on a leash. "I'm sorry mate, but you can't bring your dog into the pub" says the bartender. "Why, yes I can," says the man. This is a service animal." "Yeah, right. Of what kind?" "This is a seeing eye dog." Says the man. "Nice try, you wanker, " growls the bartender. "That's a Chihuahua. They are not seeing eye dogs." "Bloody hell!" Screams the man. "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Just give me your body - I'll give you my brain - it's a fair exchange Last edited by HugoHackenbush; November 25th, 2013 at 04:07 PM..

November 22nd, 2013, 04:16 PM	#7113
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November 22nd, 2013, 07:23 PM	#7115
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November 22nd, 2013, 07:27 PM	#7116
dazza2 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: UK Posts: 192 Thanks: 6,564 Thanked 2,854 Times in 189 Posts	Mick Hucknall has been arrested for having sex with a rabbit. Police sources say he was holding back the ears.