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September 10th, 2011, 05:38 PM | #2111 |
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September 10th, 2011, 06:13 PM | #2112 |
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How Bad is the Economy?
The economy is so bad that:
I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street". CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
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September 10th, 2011, 06:36 PM | #2113 |
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September 10th, 2011, 10:09 PM | #2115 |
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Have you ever wondered what "Ocassional Tables" do the rest of the time?
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September 11th, 2011, 07:07 AM | #2116 |
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When I was in the supermarket yesterday I saw a sign saying, "If every Sainsbury's customer recycled their cereal box, 750 tonnes of cardboard would be re-used every year. That's the equivalent to 101 double decker buses."It made me realise that I need to make some significant changes to my lifestyle.Starting by not using buses anymore now that I've found out that they're made from re-cycled cardboard
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September 11th, 2011, 08:05 AM | #2117 |
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The raffle ticket
George had a very beautiful wife and every Friday she liked to 'have an evening out with the girls.'
He didn't mind at first but as the months went by he began to worry when she arrived home later and later with various nice presents. At first it was flowers and chocolates, and then expensive clothes and perfumes. Naturally enough George became suspicious and challenged his wife about all these gifts, but she always claimed that she had won them in a raffle. One Friday evening she was in a bit of a hurry so she asked George to run the bath for her. When she stepped into the bath she found the water stone cold and demanded an explanation from George. 'Oh,' said George, 'I just wanted to make sure you didn't scald your raffle ticket.' |
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September 11th, 2011, 08:56 AM | #2118 |
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September 12th, 2011, 03:42 PM | #2119 |
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The teacher was leading a class discussion on WWII. She asked if anyone knew of someone who served in the war.
Johnny shot his hand up. "Me Grandfather served in in WWII" "And did he survive"? "No he died. A nasty Kraut shot him in the arsehole." "Rectum, Johnny. Rectum" "Rectum? Shit. Killed him I'd say."
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September 12th, 2011, 07:25 PM | #2120 |
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Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.Not every flower can survive thirst, but a cactus can.Not every vegetable can read, but bless, look at you having a little go!
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