A naked woman on my bed and i didn't know what to do ?

MaxJoker · January 26th, 2009, 01:24 PM

Throw up everything i've ever eaten ?

Park my motorcycle ?

Or call a Japanese whaling fleet ?

**Futuro** · January 26th, 2009, 02:06 PM

Run away. And in case that she`s lying in YOUR bed, lock your fridge.
Because here`s the janitor and he thought there was orgy going on and he likes to play with food, massage some jam and peanut butter all over her body etc....

**tobe2165** · January 26th, 2009, 08:36 PM

where did you buy that bed?
It´s a Top Quality item,made it to last forever!

**Futuro** · January 26th, 2009, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tobe2165

where did buy that bed?
It´s a Top Quality item,made it to last forever!

It`s maybe stolen from NASA. Special-suspension!

Peter Parker · January 26th, 2009, 09:46 PM

You need to roll her in flour.
Then look for the wet spot - that's where you need to go.

**slowdiver** · January 26th, 2009, 10:07 PM

So being a brave soldier, I climbed aboard and started getting my jollies.

But after five minutes, I said "Is it alright if i turn the light out?"

She said "why, is my extreme obesity so horrendous that you have to make love to me in the dark?"

I said "no, it's just that every time I pull out, I burn my ass cheeks on the lightbulb..."

**Rogerbh** · January 26th, 2009, 10:17 PM

I knew a guy who screwed a real fat girl.

During the "act", she started laughing at him.

He asked why.

She said he was screwing her fat.

**Futuro** · January 26th, 2009, 11:01 PM

Is it true? It can be! I first thought that she might laughed to guy because he was smaller than her!
I wouldn`t never do it with so fat lady, if she get angry she might just sit on me.
But if I would be a very fat girl and guy screws my fat, I definitely laugh loud!!!

Estreeter · January 27th, 2009, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Throw up everything i've ever eaten ?

Park my motorcycle ?

Or call a Japanese whaling fleet ?

I'd just get a pin out, prick it and let it burst

**tobe2165** · January 27th, 2009, 10:24 AM

[QUOTE=Futuro;526425]Is it true? It can be! I first thought that she might laughed to guy because he was smaller than her!
I wouldn`t never do it with so fat lady, if she get angry she might just sit on me.

"_Calling out all the facesit lovers!!! You better get ready! This is your Ultimate Challenge!
Forget about Ali X Foreman,"Rumble in the Jungle" and all that crap!
If you survive this,you will be "The Greatest" !!!

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Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	Run away. And in case that she`s lying in YOUR bed, lock your fridge. Because here`s the janitor and he thought there was orgy going on and he likes to play with food, massage some jam and peanut butter all over her body etc.... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading. Last edited by Futuro; January 26th, 2009 at 09:00 PM..

January 26th, 2009, 08:36 PM	#3
tobe2165 Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: in my very own cave,south-east of Brazil Posts: 4,107 Thanks: 15,711 Thanked 150,980 Times in 4,607 Posts	where did you buy that bed? It´s a Top Quality item,made it to last forever! Last edited by tobe2165; January 26th, 2009 at 10:13 PM..

January 26th, 2009, 10:07 PM	#6
slowdiver Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: North West UK Posts: 582 Thanks: 787 Thanked 17,682 Times in 563 Posts	So being a brave soldier, I climbed aboard and started getting my jollies. But after five minutes, I said "Is it alright if i turn the light out?" She said "why, is my extreme obesity so horrendous that you have to make love to me in the dark?" I said "no, it's just that every time I pull out, I burn my ass cheeks on the lightbulb..." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 26th, 2009, 11:01 PM	#8
Futuro Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: F1nland Posts: 1,791 Thanks: 12,113 Thanked 36,664 Times in 1,899 Posts	Is it true? It can be! I first thought that she might laughed to guy because he was smaller than her! I wouldn`t never do it with so fat lady, if she get angry she might just sit on me. But if I would be a very fat girl and guy screws my fat, I definitely laugh loud!!! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If any of my links are down, send me PM and direct link to post that needs some reuploading. Last edited by Futuro; January 26th, 2009 at 11:05 PM..

January 26th, 2009, 09:46 PM	#5
Peter Parker Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 147 Thanks: 3,423 Thanked 1,039 Times in 137 Posts	You need to roll her in flour. Then look for the wet spot - that's where you need to go.

January 26th, 2009, 10:17 PM	#7
Rogerbh Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Land of the free within reasonable limitations Posts: 10,901 Thanks: 50,521 Thanked 91,176 Times in 10,749 Posts	I knew a guy who screwed a real fat girl. During the "act", she started laughing at him. He asked why. She said he was screwing her fat.

January 27th, 2009, 10:24 AM	#10
tobe2165 Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: in my very own cave,south-east of Brazil Posts: 4,107 Thanks: 15,711 Thanked 150,980 Times in 4,607 Posts	[QUOTE=Futuro;526425]Is it true? It can be! I first thought that she might laughed to guy because he was smaller than her! I wouldn`t never do it with so fat lady, if she get angry she might just sit on me. "_Calling out all the facesit lovers!!! You better get ready! This is your Ultimate Challenge! Forget about Ali X Foreman,"Rumble in the Jungle" and all that crap! If you survive this,you will be "The Greatest" !!! Last edited by tobe2165; January 27th, 2009 at 10:26 AM..

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