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February 16th, 2019, 08:26 PM	#14271
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 387,016 Times in 30,374 Posts	Q: What do you call a cat that ate a duck? A: A duck filled fatty puss.

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February 17th, 2019, 12:04 PM	#14272
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,906 Thanked 69,347 Times in 3,173 Posts	I have a friend who's a cosmetic surgeon and he's having a pretty tough time at the moment. I've told him that he needs to put on a brave face.

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February 17th, 2019, 12:12 PM	#14273
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 712,146 Times in 38,112 Posts	Q: Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A: The guy who can carry two pitchers of beer and a foot of onion rings! Q: Who is the most popular girl in a nudist colony? A: The girl who can eat the last onion ring __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

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February 17th, 2019, 01:32 PM	#14274
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,060 Thanked 114,860 Times in 9,416 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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February 17th, 2019, 06:12 PM	#14275
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,060 Thanked 114,860 Times in 9,416 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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February 19th, 2019, 11:53 AM	#14276
STEELLANCE25 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2019 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 25 Times in 2 Posts	Book Joke BAhaahaa I'm reading a book on Anti-Gravity, ... I CAN'T PUT IT DOWN!!!

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February 19th, 2019, 11:56 AM	#14277
STEELLANCE25 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2019 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 25 Times in 2 Posts	Drinking Joke One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila,... FLOOR...FLOOR...FLOOR!!!

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February 19th, 2019, 09:00 PM	#14278
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,418 Thanks: 287,352 Thanked 387,016 Times in 30,374 Posts	Q: Why can't Chuck Norris fill out a form online? A; Because he will never submit.

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February 19th, 2019, 09:50 PM	#14279
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,906 Thanked 69,347 Times in 3,173 Posts	Satan and his family have moved in next door. Honestly, they're the neighbours from hell.

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February 20th, 2019, 12:13 AM	#14280
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,060 Thanked 114,860 Times in 9,416 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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