Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 443 - Vintage Erotica Forums

Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!

Home

		Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member

Best Porn Sites

Notices

You are currently viewing our forum as a guest which gives you limited access.

By joining you will gain full access to thousands of Videos, Pictures & Much More, with absolutely No Ads or Popups.

Membership is absolutely FREE and registration is FAST & SIMPLE so please, Register Today and join one of the friendliest communities on the net!

All members please note: Imagetwist will no longer be allowed in any section of this forum effective Friday, 03-27-2020.

File.al is not longer allowed at the forum effective immediately

Thank you for your cooperation

Attention: There is a prevalent email scam happening everywhere where the sender claims to have a password to a site and demands money in some form. Ignore it, do not respond and at most change passwords on any sites you frequent.

Effective immediately, moving or animated GIFs are not allowed in signatures. If your signature has one, please remove or replace it asap. Staff will remove them as and when we see them without notice.

Sincerest apologies to everyone for the recent blackout. VEF and several of our sister forums had a major server malfunction. The database index is being rebuilt from scratch and may take at least several days to be fully restored. Expect major weirdness and lots of glitches in the meantime. Thank you all for your patience and understanding.

Unfortunately it seems that all of the posts made from the 13th March until the crash are permanently lost, please feel free to re-post any such material, apologies for this.

Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!

Reply

Page 443 of 1440

443

February 16th, 2019, 05:16 PM	#4421
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,470 Times in 8,946 Posts	Estreeter has started a little catnip garden in anticipation of palo5's next visit.

The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Arturo2nd For This Useful Post:

Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, jomama, Mal Hombre, palo5, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster

Old

February 16th, 2019, 05:27 PM

#4422

palo5

Former Staff

Join Date: Sep 2009

Posts: 16,579

Thanks: 452,836

Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts

palo5 1000000+

palo5 1000000+

palo5 1000000+

palo5 1000000+

palo5 1000000+

palo5 1000000+

palo5 1000000+

palo5 1000000+

palo5 1000000+

palo5 1000000+

palo5 1000000+

Default

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian249x

View Post

Estreeter has started a little catnip garden in anticipation of palo5's next visit.

It's not true. Everything where he lives is desert, on fire or flooded

palo5 is offline

Reply With Quote

The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to palo5 For This Useful Post:

chromax, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, jomama, Mal Hombre, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster

Old

February 16th, 2019, 05:47 PM

#4423

Arturo2nd

Veteran Member

Join Date: Apr 2012

Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980

Posts: 8,955

Thanks: 103,061

Thanked 151,470 Times in 8,946 Posts

Arturo2nd 750000+

Arturo2nd 750000+

Arturo2nd 750000+

Arturo2nd 750000+

Arturo2nd 750000+

Arturo2nd 750000+

Arturo2nd 750000+

Arturo2nd 750000+

Arturo2nd 750000+

Arturo2nd 750000+

Arturo2nd 750000+

Default

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian249x

View Post

Estreeter has started a little catnip garden in anticipation of palo5's next visit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

View Post

It's not true. Everything where he lives is desert, on fire or flooded

Do you really want to know how he irrigates this garden? Let's just say that all that beer has to someplace.

Last edited by Arturo2nd; February 16th, 2019 at 05:48 PM.. Reason: Addition

Arturo2nd is offline

Reply With Quote

The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Arturo2nd For This Useful Post:

Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, jomama, Mal Hombre, palo5, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster

February 18th, 2019, 10:23 PM	#4424
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Brian249x has a great idea for a start-up company He hires out Uzi machine pistols with silencers to tourists, so they can scare away pesky Americans Comes with warning: Do not use against Law Enforcement, as they may take offense!

The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to palo5 For This Useful Post:

Arturo2nd, chromax, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, jomama, Mal Hombre, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster

February 19th, 2019, 04:48 PM	#4425
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Trailmaster loves to scare kids. So on trick-or-treat night he puts on Frankenstein masts & skeleton costumes to freak them out and make them run away screaming But friends tell him his natural appearance is terrifying enough

The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to palo5 For This Useful Post:

Arturo2nd, chromax, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, jomama, Mal Hombre, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster

Old

February 20th, 2019, 08:30 AM

#4426

Estreeter

Administrator

Join Date: Apr 2008

Location: The 19th hole

Posts: 58,145

Thanks: 449,888

Thanked 896,971 Times in 60,346 Posts

Estreeter 2500000+

Estreeter 2500000+

Estreeter 2500000+

Estreeter 2500000+

Estreeter 2500000+

Estreeter 2500000+

Estreeter 2500000+

Estreeter 2500000+

Estreeter 2500000+

Estreeter 2500000+

Estreeter 2500000+

Default

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

View Post

Trailmaster loves to scare kids.

Bullshit

He's never scared me once

__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Estreeter is offline

Reply With Quote

The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post:

Arturo2nd, Glen Quagmire, jomama, Mal Hombre, palo5, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster

February 20th, 2019, 12:17 PM	#4427
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,470 Times in 8,946 Posts	Trailmaster is now obsessed with a new project, teaching quokkas to fly.

The Following 9 Users Say Thank You to Arturo2nd For This Useful Post:

Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, jomama, Mal Hombre, palo5, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster

February 20th, 2019, 12:48 PM	#4428
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,971 Times in 60,346 Posts	Brian249x sent me a PM asking to have his username changed to Brian248xyzde69er __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post:

Arturo2nd, Glen Quagmire, jomama, Mal Hombre, palo5, Roubignol, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster

March 1st, 2019, 05:41 PM	#4429
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter bites his toenails. Everyone notices from his breath, but they don't mention it because he's not called Ghengis for nothing

The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to palo5 For This Useful Post:

Arturo2nd, chromax, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, jomama, Mal Hombre, Roubignol, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster

March 2nd, 2019, 07:59 AM	#4430
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,971 Times in 60,346 Posts	I once logged onto Skype, I have trailmaster and palo there as contacts, those 2 when I logged on were actually arguing over, get this which of the 2 admires me more __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to Estreeter For This Useful Post:

Arturo2nd, Glen Quagmire, Jenny48549, jomama, Mal Hombre, palo5, Roubignol, Silicone Carne, Tester2010, Tmee2020, trailmaster

Reply

Page 443 of 1440

443

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts BB code is On Smilies are On [IMG] code is On HTML code is Off Forum Rules

Forum Jump

All times are GMT. The time now is 03:02 PM.