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Old October 21st, 2017, 09:58 AM   #571
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Estreeter once sent a letter to Newt Gingrich begging him to do anal.
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lagerlout used to work in a great pub as a bartender and a bouncer, but was eventually fired because his boss fequently found him in the back storage room drinking up liters and liters of any of the new lagers that the pub received each week from their vendor. This is how he eventually got the VEF username "lagerlout"
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trailmaster, to this day when he goes out wears the same white suit that John Travolta wore in Saturday Night Fever
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Palo5 was the inspiration for Elton John's Nikita.
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He also sang the male vocals on Boney M's Rasputin..
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