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Old October 1st, 2010, 03:40 PM   #11
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Yeah, we knew that,
But we shot each other while ya were not looking too put ourselves out of misery
Who are you trying to kid ? , Mods are never out of their misery until they retire
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Who are you trying to kid ? , Mods are never out of their misery until they retire
This threads gonna cause my early retirement


BTW,


Somehow your dice got delivered too my place

Rolled a 7 man, your go
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Okay(this is made for you two you're both as mad as a bag of spanners-although not as mad as Mad Jock McMadd who won the Mad Contest for being Mad. )

I throw a...ONE! oooh goody just what I didn't want. Right lets see I can take a wedge or go back one space-so back I go...ah ha what's this, a gold wand! Found it, now cast a spell for infinite lives...piff puff pooof! Hey, thats not right my trousers have disappeared-EXIT through secret door to adjust my accoutrements
YOUR TURN...
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This threads gonna cause my early retirement


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Somehow your dice got delivered too my place

Rolled a 7 man, your go
Typical , i thought they were much pinker than that

But it`s not my go yet sadly

Just as well though since i`m currently indisposed as Mr Bun the Baker is trying to help me remove a foreign object from my person.

Turns out Super Mario was sitting on top of the candle stick

Hey i can hear him shouting something , sounds like " L'orrore ......L'orrore "



Anyway have to go do some actual paid work now

Oh and i`ll remember where i am on the board , so don`t nobody move my pieces OK !!!

You know who you are
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Oh and i`ll remember where i am on the board , so don`t nobody move my pieces OK !!!

You know who you are


Ooops
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Ooops

I cannot tell a lie!

It wasn't me!



I was otherwise occupied.

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Just as well though since i`m currently indisposed as Mr Bun the Baker is trying to help me remove a foreign object from my person.

Turns out Super Mario was sitting on top of the candle stick
Sounds to me like you may need one of these.



Particularly in view of the phallic nature of those porn uh! pawns?
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This is such an exciting spectator sport, my membership is fully paid up for the season.

A more clearly defined strategy would be helpful.



So would a bigger board.



Queens to Bishop 4.

All head 2/3.

These pieces have been fully tested in my LABoratory
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I threw a seven,passed Go ,collected £200,went down the big snake,sank your Battleship and sucessfully removed the funny bone.Beat that
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A more clearly defined strategy would be helpful.
Had a mate who had one of those. Think it was made by Fenduh!

But, I had an Ace in the hole (or is it whole?) I see your 200 (again with the pounds symbol ) and raise the Titanic.
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I'll have my go next week but thanks for rising to the challenge-more madness soon.
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Defined strategy? This is the MAD GAME not RISK!
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