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September 3rd, 2018, 03:56 AM | #11 |
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The Doors - The End
Francis Ford Coppola, Apocalypse Now (1979)
This is the end, beautiful friend This is the end, my only friend, the end Of our elaborate plans, the end Of everything that stands, the end No safety or surprise, the end I'll never look into your eyes, again Can you picture what will be, so limitless and free Desperately in need, of some, stranger's hand In a, desperate land Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain And all the children are insane, all the children are insane Waiting for the summer rain, yeah There's danger on the edge of town Ride the King's highway, baby Weird scenes inside the gold mine Ride the highway west, baby Ride the snake, ride the snake To the lake, the ancient lake, baby The snake is long, seven miles Ride the snake, he's old, and his skin is cold The west is the best, the west is the best Get here, and we'll do the rest The blue bus is callin' us, the blue bus is callin' us Driver, where you taken us The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on He took a face from the ancient gallery And he walked on down the hall He went into the room where his sister lived, and, then he Paid a visit to his brother, and then he He walked on down the hall, and And he came to a door, and he looked inside Father, yes son, I want to kill you Mother, I want to... C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us C'mon baby, take a chance with us And meet me at the back of the blue bus Doin' a blue rock, on a blue bus Doin' a blue rock, c'mon, yeah Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill This is the end, beautiful friend This is the end, my only friend, the end It hurts to set you free But you'll never follow me The end of laughter and soft lies The end of nights we tried to die This is the end https://youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4 |
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Keith Carradine - I'm Easy
Nashville, Robert Altman (1975)
It's not my way to love you just when no one's looking It's not my way to take your hand if I'm not sure It's not my way to let you see what's going on inside of me When it's a love you won't be needing, you're not free Please stop pulling at my sleeve if you're just playing If you won't take the things you make me want to give I never cared too much for games and this one's driving me insane You're not half as free to wander as you claim But I'm easy I'm easy Give the word and I'll play your game As though that's how it ought to be Because I'm easy Don't lead me on if there's nowhere for you to take me If loving you would have to be a sometime thing I can't put bars on my insides My love is something I can't hide It still hurts when I recall the times I've cried I'm easy I'm easy Take my hand and pull me down I won't put up any fight Because I'm easy Don't do me favors, let me watch you from a distance 'Cause when you're near, I find it hard to keep my head And when your eyes throw light at mine It's enough to change my mind Make me leave my cautious words and ways behind That's why I'm easy Ya, I'm easy Say you want me, I'll come running Without taking time to think Because I'm easy Ya, I'm easy Take my hand and pull me down I won't put up any fight Because I'm easy Ya, I'm easy Give the word, I'll play your game As though that's how it ought to be Because I'm easy https://youtu.be/dYSc7QzWtt8 |
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September 3rd, 2018, 10:27 AM | #15 |
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Pink Floyd - Stay
La vallée, Barbet Schroeder (1972)
Stay and help me to end the day. And if you don't mind, We'll break a bottle of wine. Stick around and maybe we'll put one down, Because I wanna find what lies behind those eyes. Midnight blue burning gold. A yellow moon is growing cold. I rise, looking through my morning eyes, Surprised to find you by my side. Rack my brain to try to remember your name To find the words to tell you good-bye. Morning dues. Newborn day. Midnight blue turned to gray. Midnight blue burning gold. A yellow moon is growing cold. https://youtu.be/Rhge-ZOgfsw |
September 3rd, 2018, 07:38 PM | #16 |
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Melissa Rauch voicing Harley Quinn does a storming version of "Hanging on the Telephone" in "Batman & Harley Quinn"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsAn3pSPl28 Otis Taylor - "Ten Million Slaves" from the sound track to "Public Enemies", Johnny Depp's take on the John Dillinger story. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqECnz5XA4Q |
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David Bowie - I'm deranged
Lost Highway (1997)
I'm deranged Funny how secrets travel I'd start to believe If I were to bleed Thin skies, the man chains his hands held high Cruise me blond Cruise me babe A blond belief beyond, beyond, beyond No return, no return I'm deranged Deranged down, down, down I'm deranged down, down, down So cruise me babe, cruise me baby, oh And the rain sets in It's the angel-man I'm deranged Cruise me, cruise me, cruise me, babe The clutch of life And the fist of love Over your head Big deal Salaam Be real deranged Salaam Before we reel I'm deranged And the rain sets in It's the angel-man I'm deranged And the rain sets in It's the angel-man I'm deranged Cruise me, cruise me, cruise me, babe I'm deranged And the rain sets in Last edited by kelio; September 9th, 2018 at 07:34 PM.. Reason: sp |
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September 9th, 2018, 07:27 PM | #18 |
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Howard Stern & The Dust Brothers - Tortured Man From the great sountrack to a great, funny, hilarious, moving and entertaining biopic Private Parts, telling the story of infamous DJ Howard Stern, this song has a catchy industrial vibe and awesome lyrics. Ladies and Gentlemen, I will now bring you one of the greatest vertuosos of our time A radio star, I hate my TV My life is on film, yet it sucks being me (Shut up, sit down) My life's a wreck, I'm bored with sex I've go a big nose and a skinny neck I can't sing, I can't dance I make money to talk about the junk in my under pants I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I can't beleive I am who I am I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I can't beleive I am who I am (I told you not to be stupid you moron) (Shut up, sit down) (Oh, oh, oh) (Bababooey) (Oh, that's good) (He, he, he, he, he) When Terri Hatcher was on my show She came onto me, I was tempted to go Heather Locklear, she thinks I'm great I would bet my life I could get her on the first date Courtney Love, Madonna, and Sharon Stone I could get them all together and make each one moan Tammy, Raquel, Carmen, Jenny Macarthy, Demi, I mean Demi (He, he, he, he, he) I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I can't beleive I am who I am I like my farts, I'm immature They say I'm great, but I'm not sure My whole life sucks, each minute blows This gangely body, this monsterous nose This droopy ass, this tiny shween No wonder I get on the air and act so mean I wish my life were much more simple I've got a wookie the size of a pimple I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I can't beleive I am who I am I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I can't beleive I am who I am I'm a tortured man (I think so) I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man I'm a tortured man (Shut up, sit down) I'm a tortured man (I told you not to be stupid you moron) (I'm just thinking for a minute, should I trade half my money for ten times as much sex') (It's an equation from hell) (Oh, that's good) (It's an equation from hell) (Oh) (It's an equation from hell) (Oh, that's good) (It's an equation from hell) (Oh)
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Robert Tepper - No Easy Way Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffFBdWBp0NE We're not indestructible, Baby better get that straight I think it's unbelievable How you give into the hands of fate Some things are worth fighting for some Feelings never die I'm not askin' for another chance I just want to know why There's no easy way out there's no shortcut home There's no easy way out givin' in can't be wrong I don't want to pasify you I don't want to drag you down But I'm feelin like a prisoner Like a stranger in a no named town I see all the angry faces Afraid that could be you and me Talkin about what might have been I'm thinkin about what I used to be There's no easy way out there's no shortcut home Ther's no easy way out givin' in can't be wrong Baby, baby we can shed this skin We can know how we feel inside Instead of goin' down and endless road Not knowin if we're dead or alive Some things are worth fightin for Some feelings never die I'm not askin for another chance I just want to know why There's no easy way out there's no shortcut home There's no easy way out givin in givin in can't be wrong no There's no easy way out there's no shortcut home There's no easy no easy no easy way out There's no easy way out there's no shortcut home There's no easy way out givin in givin in can't be wrong no There's no easy way out there's no shortcut home There's no easy no easy no easy way out |
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Dokken - Dream Warriors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLPhZvcBpw I lie awake and dread the lonely nights I'm not alone I wonder if these heavy eyes Can face the unknown When I close my eyes I realize You'll come my way I'm standing in the night alone Forever together With the dream warriors Don't want to dream no more With the dream warriors And maybe tonight Maybe tonight you'll be gone I feel the touch comin' over me I can't explain I hear the voices callin' out Callin' my name It's the same desire to feel the fire That's comin' your way I'm standing in the night alone Forever together With the dream warriors Don't want to dream no more With the dream warriors Maybe tonight you'll be gone With the dream warriors Ain't gonna dream no more And maybe tonight Maybe tonight you'll be gone Sweet revenge, the bitter end This time Break the spell of illusion Bound together waiting for you Dream warriors Don't want to dream no more With the dream warriors Maybe tonight you'll be gone With the dream warriors Ain't gonna dream no more With the dream warriors And maybe tonight Maybe tonight you'll be gone Dream warriors Maybe tonight you'll be gone Dream warriors, forever Dream warriors Maybe tonight you'll be gone Dream warriors |
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