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Old October 14th, 2018, 11:26 AM   #91
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Default Phil Collins... yes, I know some of you don't like him...

but his song fit into "Against All Odds" so well...



Take A Look At Me Now
How can I just let you walk away
Just let you leave without a trace?
When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooh ooh
You're the only one who really knew me at all
How can you just walk away from me
When all I can do is watch you leave?
'Cause we've shared the laughter and the pain
And even shared the tears
You're the only one who really knew me at all
So take a look at me now
Well there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me
Just the memory of your face
Ooh, take a look at me now
Well there's just an empty space
And you coming back to me is against the odds
And that's what I've got to face

I wish I could just make you turn around
Turn around and see me cry
There's so much I need to say to you
So many reasons why
You're the only one who really knew me at all
So take a look at me now
Well there's just an empty space
And there's nothing left here to remind me
Just the memory of your face
Now Take a look at me now
'Cause that's just an empty space
But to wait for you is all I can do
And that's what I've got to face
Take a good look at me now
'Cause I'll still be standing here
And you coming back to me is against all odds
It's the chance I've got to take
Take a look at me now
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Old October 20th, 2018, 09:57 AM   #92
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Heart Too Hot To Hold - Jesse Johnson & Stephanie Spruill



THE BREAKFAST CLUB

A major and flawless motion picture about being a teenager in the 80s, magnified by an awesome ensemble cast, some hilarious scenes, some other tender or sad...and a blast of a soundtrack. Simple Minds' Don't You is the most well known song from the movie but This one has a very special place in my heart. Memories...

When you walked into the room
I could see you were no fool
Is that smile a sign for me?
Only if my heart could see

Can I hold you in my dreams?
Keep your body close to me
Tell myself I've got control
Even though you're hot to hold

Is your heart too hot to hold?
Just a flame that burns my soul
Heart, too hot to hold
Too hot, too hot, to hot to hold

When you walk, you walk so cool
And you know the way you move
Makes me want to take a chance
Are you ready for romance?

Will I make your body cry
Cry so loud you'd never hear
In the shadows of my life
Can I take you home tonight

Is your heart too hot to hold?
Just a flame that burns my soul
Heart too hot to hold
Too hot, too hot
Too hot to hold

Heart too hot to hold
Just a flame that burns my soul

Heart too hot to hold
Too hot, too hot
Too hot to hold
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Old October 22nd, 2018, 05:00 PM   #94
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Bill Medley - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips
And there's no tenderness like before in your fingertips
You're trying hard not to show it
But baby, baby I know it
You lost that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
You lost that lovin' feelin'
Now it's gone, gone, gone, woh
Now there's no welcome look in your eyes when I reach for you
And now you're starting to criticize little things I do
It makes me just feel like crying
'Cause baby, something beautiful's dyin'
You lost that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
You lost that lovin' feelin'
Now it's gone, gone, gone, woh

Baby, baby, I'd get down on my knees for you
If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah
We had a love, a love, a love you don't find everyday
So don't, don't, don't, don't let it slip away
Baby, baby, baby, baby
I beg you please, please, please, please
I need your love, need your love
I need your love, I need your love
So bring it on back, so bring it on back
Bring it on back, bring it on back
Bring back that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
Bring back that lovin' feelin'
'Cause it's gone, gone, gone
And I can't go on, woh
Bring back that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
Bring back that lovin' feelin'
'Cause it's gone, gone, gone


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