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March 25th, 2017, 04:57 PM	#21
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	21 Clothes........you know with a C.

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April 26th, 2017, 10:16 PM	#22
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,151 Times in 30,298 Posts	She'll be alright in a day or two, she always like this after I make her do her anal.

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April 28th, 2017, 06:13 AM	#23
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	24 Beautiful haircut! They do the same for men?

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April 28th, 2017, 01:51 PM	#24
ManofKent Vintage Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: U.K Posts: 1,130 Thanks: 10,125 Thanked 13,832 Times in 1,113 Posts	25-Wow! I didn't know twin sisters could have gender-reassignment surgery!

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October 2nd, 2017, 05:03 PM	#25
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	26 ~ I`m not saying your breath stinks , only if I`d known beforehand I`d have shit in a goldfish bowl then scotch taped it to my head __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 2nd, 2017, 05:07 PM	#26
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	27 Holidays together? Ask your sister first!

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October 2nd, 2017, 05:30 PM	#27
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	28 She burnt my food So I dislocated her jaw

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October 2nd, 2017, 05:59 PM	#28
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	29 ~ May every shit you take be square shaped __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 2nd, 2017, 07:07 PM	#29
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	30 Can you give me your wife and daughter's phone numer? The Doctor told me contact every previous partner of mine

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December 30th, 2017, 05:49 PM	#30
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,764 Times in 7,170 Posts	31 I tell you for sure, we don't do anything for New Year's Eve

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