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July 27th, 2015, 02:59 PM

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I would ban him because he got me to be a mod.

I would ban you, cause you listend to him

Stick Out Tongue

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July 27th, 2015, 03:05 PM	#12
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,513 Times in 69,067 Posts	Terrific thread idea. I`d ban Ninja , for being too gorgeous __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 27th, 2015, 03:24 PM

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I`d ban Ninja , for being too gorgeous

I'd ban you , no problem

But only if I could be in your Penthouse suite and ya watch me do it on your laptop

But the reason would be for being indirectly responsible for a few of my kilo's

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July 27th, 2015, 03:35 PM

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I'd ban you , no problem

But only if I could be in your Penthouse suite and ya watch me do it on your laptop

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But the reason would be for being indirectly responsible for a few of my kilo's

Hey don't shoot the

Anyway !.

I`d ban you in a heartbeat Mate

From ever having to diet , or easing up on the smoking , gambling, drinking and the golfing

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July 27th, 2015, 05:26 PM

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Hey don't shoot the

Anyway !.

I`d ban you in a heartbeat Mate

From ever having to diet , or easing up on the smoking , gambling, drinking and the golfing

I'd ban you because I'm your huckleberry.

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July 27th, 2015, 05:32 PM

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I'd ban you because I'm your huckleberry.

Well I`d ban you for being such a prolific thanker

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July 27th, 2015, 06:07 PM	#17
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,132 Thanks: 772,618 Thanked 855,640 Times in 57,561 Posts	Well I'd ban You just for being so damn attractive... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 27th, 2015, 06:12 PM

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Well I'd ban You just for being so damn attractive...

Yeah well I`d double ban You for having a - Cough - "Appendage" so long and wide it dwarfs the Chinese wall !.
Indeed
You damn show off

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Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,800 Times in 12,571 Posts	I ban you just to kill a legend __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

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Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,132 Thanks: 772,618 Thanked 855,640 Times in 57,561 Posts	I'd ban you just to be the man who banned the man who banned the legend... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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