Register on the forum now to remove ALL ads + popups + get access to tons of hidden content for members only!
vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum vintage erotica forum
vintage erotica forum
Home
Go Back   Vintage Erotica Forums > Discussion & Talk Forum > Funnies
Best Porn Sites Live Sex Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Notices
Funnies Got a joke or something funny that you want to share? Post it here!


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old April 15th, 2017, 04:28 PM   #11
philll_77
Vintage Member
 
philll_77's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Beasley Street
Posts: 2,445
Thanks: 43,824
Thanked 29,606 Times in 2,443 Posts
philll_77 100000+philll_77 100000+philll_77 100000+philll_77 100000+philll_77 100000+philll_77 100000+philll_77 100000+philll_77 100000+philll_77 100000+philll_77 100000+philll_77 100000+
Default

President of the United States of America:-
.
.
.
.
Chief Twat
philll_77 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to philll_77 For This Useful Post:
Old April 15th, 2017, 05:25 PM   #12
bloke57
Veteran Member
 
bloke57's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: Unaffordable housing
Posts: 4,923
Thanks: 31,646
Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts
bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+
Default

I spent 20 years as a "quasi-judicial, independent crown officer and tribunal of first instance".

God knows what I did but the pension is good.
bloke57 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to bloke57 For This Useful Post:
Old April 15th, 2017, 05:29 PM   #13
bloke57
Veteran Member
 
bloke57's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2015
Location: Unaffordable housing
Posts: 4,923
Thanks: 31,646
Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts
bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+bloke57 250000+
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush View Post
I publish a special edition of Playboy magazine....the Braille Edition...
"Wow! Feel the size of the bumps on that!!"
bloke57 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 11 Users Say Thank You to bloke57 For This Useful Post:
Old April 15th, 2017, 05:33 PM   #14
AmateurEmale
Vintage Member
 
AmateurEmale's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: The 513
Posts: 1,825
Thanks: 16,644
Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts
AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+AmateurEmale 50000+
Default

Truck Unloader = beast of burden

Market Research Telephone Interview ~~ telemarketing setup, pre-qualified interviewees

Telecom Installer = "just a male amateur who installs FiOps"
AmateurEmale is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 10 Users Say Thank You to AmateurEmale For This Useful Post:
Old November 9th, 2018, 05:40 PM   #15
vo1v0d
Hideous By Nature
 
vo1v0d's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: sarf eeeest lunden
Posts: 8,168
Thanks: 41,975
Thanked 60,145 Times in 7,384 Posts
vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+
Default

For years I was an antique dealer. I no longer claim that title, not because I am retired but because it came to mean a clueless wanker with a Volvo estate pissing away his redundancy money.
vo1v0d is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to vo1v0d For This Useful Post:
Old November 9th, 2018, 06:23 PM   #16
Mal Hombre
El Super Moderador
 
Mal Hombre's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger
Posts: 58,117
Thanks: 772,459
Thanked 855,349 Times in 57,545 Posts
Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+Mal Hombre 2500000+
Default

Since My health started failing,I've found myself having to deal with many "Care Navigators" or Doctor's Receptionists as They used to be known..
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.


If in doubt, Just ask Yourself
What Would Max Do ?


It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site.


To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
Mal Hombre is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to Mal Hombre For This Useful Post:
Old December 3rd, 2018, 11:25 PM   #17
vo1v0d
Hideous By Nature
 
vo1v0d's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: sarf eeeest lunden
Posts: 8,168
Thanks: 41,975
Thanked 60,145 Times in 7,384 Posts
vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+vo1v0d 250000+
Default

Doctors receptionists take their job from american football tactics and terminology.
Blocking, tackling, prevent defence,delay tactics, stopping the clock, linebackers, screen play, and just plain offence, and they all seem to be tight ends.
vo1v0d is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to vo1v0d For This Useful Post:
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT. The time now is 09:00 AM.






vBulletin Optimisation provided by vB Optimise v2.6.1 (Pro) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.