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Old February 18th, 2019, 03:25 PM   #20841
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1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly.
2. 20,000 Greenmen
3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with
4. A boat
5. A Computer and wireless dongle...
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Old February 18th, 2019, 04:15 PM   #20842
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?

1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly.
2. 20,000 Greenmen
3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with
4. A boat
5. A Computer and wireless dongle...
6. The SAS survival handbook
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?

1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly.
2. 20,000 Greenmen
3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with
4. A boat
5. A Computer and wireless dongle...
6. The SAS survival handbook
7. Nigella Lawson and a whole stash of edibles; including body chocolate
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?

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2. 20,000 Greenmen
3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with
4. A boat
5. A Computer and wireless dongle...
6. The SAS survival handbook
7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?

1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly.
2. 20,000 Greenmen
3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with
4. A boat
5. A Computer and wireless dongle...
6. The SAS survival handbook
7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft
8. Pizzas
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?

1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly.
2. 20,000 Greenmen
3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with
4. A boat
5. A Computer and wireless dongle...
6. The SAS survival handbook
7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft
8. Pizzas
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?

1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly.
2. 20,000 Greenmen
3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with
4. A boat
5. A Computer and wireless dongle...
6. The SAS survival handbook
7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft
8. Pizzas
9. Charmaine Sinclair and an endless supply of Prosecco & weed!
10. satellite phone (and a lighter for Spruce's weed )
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?

1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly.
2. 20,000 Greenmen
3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with
4. A boat
5. A Computer and wireless dongle...
6. The SAS survival handbook
7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft
8. Pizzas
9. Charmaine Sinclair and an endless supply of Prosecco & weed!
10. satellite phone (and a lighter for Spruce's weed )
11. 3, 8, the second half of 9, 10 and Ginger and Maryann
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?

1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly.
2. 20,000 Greenmen
3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with
4. A boat
5. A Computer and wireless dongle...
6. The SAS survival handbook
7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft
8. Pizzas
9. Charmaine Sinclair and an endless supply of Prosecco & weed!
10. satellite phone (and a lighter for Spruce's weed )
11. 3, 8, the second half of 9, 10 and Ginger and Maryann
12. fishing and hunting equipment, couple jet skies with a lot of gas cans
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?

1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly.
2. 20,000 Greenmen
3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with
4. A boat
5. A Computer and wireless dongle...
6. The SAS survival handbook
7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft
8. Pizzas
9. Charmaine Sinclair and an endless supply of Prosecco & weed!
10. satellite phone (and a lighter for Spruce's weed )
11. 3, 8, the second half of 9, 10 and Ginger and Maryann
12. fishing and hunting equipment, couple jet skies with a lot of gas cans
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