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February 18th, 2019, 03:25 PM | #20841 |
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1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly.
2. 20,000 Greenmen 3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with 4. A boat 5. A Computer and wireless dongle... 6.
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February 18th, 2019, 04:15 PM | #20842 |
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?
1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly. 2. 20,000 Greenmen 3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with 4. A boat 5. A Computer and wireless dongle... 6. The SAS survival handbook 7.
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February 18th, 2019, 04:20 PM | #20843 |
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?
1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly. 2. 20,000 Greenmen 3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with 4. A boat 5. A Computer and wireless dongle... 6. The SAS survival handbook 7. Nigella Lawson and a whole stash of edibles; including body chocolate 8. |
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February 18th, 2019, 04:20 PM | #20844 |
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?
1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly. 2. 20,000 Greenmen 3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with 4. A boat 5. A Computer and wireless dongle... 6. The SAS survival handbook 7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft |
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February 18th, 2019, 04:24 PM | #20845 |
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?
1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly. 2. 20,000 Greenmen 3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with 4. A boat 5. A Computer and wireless dongle... 6. The SAS survival handbook 7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft 8. Pizzas 9.
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February 18th, 2019, 05:56 PM | #20846 |
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?
1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly. 2. 20,000 Greenmen 3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with 4. A boat 5. A Computer and wireless dongle... 6. The SAS survival handbook 7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft 8. Pizzas 9. Charmaine Sinclair and an endless supply of Prosecco & weed! 10. |
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February 18th, 2019, 08:54 PM | #20847 |
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?
1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly. 2. 20,000 Greenmen 3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with 4. A boat 5. A Computer and wireless dongle... 6. The SAS survival handbook 7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft 8. Pizzas 9. Charmaine Sinclair and an endless supply of Prosecco & weed! 10. satellite phone (and a lighter for Spruce's weed ) 11.
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?
1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly. 2. 20,000 Greenmen 3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with 4. A boat 5. A Computer and wireless dongle... 6. The SAS survival handbook 7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft 8. Pizzas 9. Charmaine Sinclair and an endless supply of Prosecco & weed! 10. satellite phone (and a lighter for Spruce's weed ) 11. 3, 8, the second half of 9, 10 and Ginger and Maryann 12. |
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?
1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly. 2. 20,000 Greenmen 3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with 4. A boat 5. A Computer and wireless dongle... 6. The SAS survival handbook 7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft 8. Pizzas 9. Charmaine Sinclair and an endless supply of Prosecco & weed! 10. satellite phone (and a lighter for Spruce's weed ) 11. 3, 8, the second half of 9, 10 and Ginger and Maryann 12. fishing and hunting equipment, couple jet skies with a lot of gas cans 13.
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February 19th, 2019, 06:37 AM | #20850 |
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If you were the sole survivor of a cargo shipwreck and you and one large cargo container washed up on the beach of a deserted island what would you want to be in the cargo container?
1. Bottled water, wheat crackers and jars of peanut butter and jelly. 2. 20,000 Greenmen 3. A gorgeous girl to spend my last days with 4. A boat 5. A Computer and wireless dongle... 6. The SAS survival handbook 7. A blow up doll to shag &/or convert into an escape raft 8. Pizzas 9. Charmaine Sinclair and an endless supply of Prosecco & weed! 10. satellite phone (and a lighter for Spruce's weed ) 11. 3, 8, the second half of 9, 10 and Ginger and Maryann 12. fishing and hunting equipment, couple jet skies with a lot of gas cans 13. Aladdin lamp Time to sleep: what's your last thought before falling asleep? 1. Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow... (Macbeth quote) 2. |
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