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Old November 11th, 2016, 12:54 PM   #2691
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I'd prefer we stayed home so I could watch you do the dishes
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Old November 11th, 2016, 06:15 PM   #2694
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Old November 11th, 2016, 06:39 PM   #2695
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Old November 12th, 2016, 05:35 PM   #2697
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Yo! Whose leg does a dog havta hump to get a drink around here?
What do you mean I'm not old enough? I may only be 5 yeas old but that's 35 in dog years! Now give me a beer!
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