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Old June 7th, 2016, 10:35 PM   #2261
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Von was strongly "Encouraged" by local authorities to avoid using public transportation again. Ever. Seriously.
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Von was strongly "Encouraged" by local authorities to avoid using public transportation again. Ever. Seriously.
Von found he could now only get am radio by tweaking his nipples on the subway

No one would notice, they are all busy listening to their apple overlords
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No thanks, I'll be fine...
Having recently installed one of these in his bathroom, E is taking this Anal thing waaay too far and seriously!

(I cannot say for sure whether or not he modeled for it)


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Old June 8th, 2016, 10:45 PM   #2264
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I had two Justin Bieber tickets on the front seat of my car. Some asshole smashed my window and left four more.
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I had two Justin Bieber tickets on the front seat of my car. Some asshole smashed my window and left four more.
Some guy left one under my windscreen wiper, I thought it was just a parking ticket, you live and learn
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Old June 8th, 2016, 11:00 PM   #2266
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Some guy left one under my windscreen wiper, I thought it was just a parking ticket, you live and learn
I think all of us would prefer the parking penalty
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How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it!
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Aw come on, you can't fool me ... that's actually a pic of waycha sitting front stage at the Foxy Lady strip club debating whether to put a dollar in her G-string!
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How does Moses make coffee?

Hebrews it!
Has God said to Moses, "Keep taking the Tablets..."

(Margret Thatcher tried to say that joke once at some posh dinner party, but she ended up saying PILLS by mistake instead of tablets. Apparently she wondered why nobody laughed... ).
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