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Old April 15th, 2016, 04:36 PM   #2091
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That'll teach You to order the Jumbo Sausage ...
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All I did was put My meat between two buns....
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Goodbye to your family jewels in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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Definitely a qualifier for the Top 10 Most Stupid People Award!
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Now that's my idea of faking it
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