Sexual Experiences with celebrities

staytonheyward · November 9th, 2009, 06:20 PM

What was your best Sexual Experiences with a celebrity actress

svenbo · November 9th, 2009, 07:16 PM

It would have to be the night I shagged Greta Garbo.

**scoundrel** · November 9th, 2009, 07:27 PM

Some legal definitions:

Defamation: The injuring of a person's good name or reputation.

Libel: The act of defaming.

Libelled: the state of having been defamed.

Anyone who posts here that they have had intimate relations with a named, living actress and is not/was not married to said actress is making a defamatory, libellous statement and I will be very very cross if you do.

**19gc19** · November 9th, 2009, 10:48 PM

It would have to be the night I shagged Mother Teresa.

karlafong · November 9th, 2009, 11:51 PM

Would it have to be a sexual experience for which the actress was actually physically there, or can it be, perhaps, a pictorial representation? If so, none of the first, many of the latter.

patterslut · November 15th, 2009, 02:36 AM

Does beating off to the original Charlies' Angels count?

**otokonomidori** · November 15th, 2009, 07:31 PM

A Scottish folk singer who'd been on TV a few times winked at me in a gents lavatory in Glasgow

eriiccc · November 15th, 2009, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by svenbo

It would have to be the night I shagged Greta Garbo.

you lying bastard she was at my house that night

**spitalhouse** · November 15th, 2009, 10:02 PM

I used to be in a relationship with a sheep that regularly appeared in 'Emmerdale'. And I once nearly said 'hello' to Molly Sugden in John Lewis.

casiosk1 · November 16th, 2009, 02:11 AM

I'm currently in a romantic relationship (albeit long distance) with an actress whose pics and clips are represented in this forum. I don't see it as a badge of honor nor a feather in my cap, since my romantic involvements have been VERY few and far between in my life.

Yes, we have met. She came to my town from her country last month for a three-day "date," so we were together 24/7. Yes, I did take pictures...SFW and NSFW. No, I will not post any of them.

Not looking for attaboys or slaps on the back, facts is facts.

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scoundrel Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: England Posts: 26,237 Thanks: 162,389 Thanked 278,463 Times in 26,182 Posts	Some legal definitions: Defamation: The injuring of a person's good name or reputation. Libel: The act of defaming. Libelled: the state of having been defamed. Anyone who posts here that they have had intimate relations with a named, living actress and is not/was not married to said actress is making a defamatory, libellous statement and I will be very very cross if you do. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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karlafong Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 38 Thanks: 3,156 Thanked 309 Times in 29 Posts	Question Would it have to be a sexual experience for which the actress was actually physically there, or can it be, perhaps, a pictorial representation? If so, none of the first, many of the latter.

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spitalhouse Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Past caring Posts: 768 Thanks: 2,080 Thanked 12,554 Times in 747 Posts	I used to be in a relationship with a sheep that regularly appeared in 'Emmerdale'. And I once nearly said 'hello' to Molly Sugden in John Lewis. __________________ Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. (Einstein)

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November 9th, 2009, 07:16 PM	#2
svenbo Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 90 Thanks: 68 Thanked 1,715 Times in 77 Posts	It would have to be the night I shagged Greta Garbo.

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19gc19 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 702 Thanks: 3,113 Thanked 13,470 Times in 674 Posts	It would have to be the night I shagged Mother Teresa.

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patterslut Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 159 Thanks: 7,578 Thanked 5,003 Times in 193 Posts	Does beating off to the original Charlies' Angels count?

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otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,408 Times in 8,316 Posts	A Scottish folk singer who'd been on TV a few times winked at me in a gents lavatory in Glasgow

November 16th, 2009, 02:11 AM	#10
casiosk1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 104 Thanks: 508 Thanked 555 Times in 81 Posts	I'm currently in a romantic relationship (albeit long distance) with an actress whose pics and clips are represented in this forum. I don't see it as a badge of honor nor a feather in my cap, since my romantic involvements have been VERY few and far between in my life. Yes, we have met. She came to my town from her country last month for a three-day "date," so we were together 24/7. Yes, I did take pictures...SFW and NSFW. No, I will not post any of them. Not looking for attaboys or slaps on the back, facts is facts.