your first wank over a mag - Page 4

**WantFullBush** · January 25th, 2010, 02:09 PM

@Biorgium

Good point, man. I forgot to include that option in the poll.

Thank you for sharing your story!

Alvin Lucifer · January 25th, 2010, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by zeitner

i think my first full sploosh was over one of the british early 80's ones escort or fiesta (such class naming porn mags after ford cars) i had an excuse i was 14. but round a mates house 10 years later he threw me a german hardcore mag, i flicked through it and chucked it in disgust on the floor. he screamed whats wrong? i told him to look at the middle pages. crusty! he had the cheek to say he broke an egg on it. how the hell do you break an egg on a magazine?

Well, I suppose you lose control of it and drop it. You know, you're frying up some omlets, and bacon, and some toaster pastries, and you got your favorite German skin mag on kitchen counter because it's fiun to read German pron while you're cooking brunch, and you reach for another egg from carton, and WOOPS! I...uh...I did that a couple times, but then you forfeit the privilege of passing it around to your friends.

Wanna know something that grossed me out? One time I picked up an issue of Cl&b I was searching for at a fleamarket, I get it home, and there's some dudes pubes all caught up in the pages. Eeeeew! I just thrown the whole tihing out!

Biorgium · January 25th, 2010, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by zeitner

How the hell do you break an egg on a magazine?

Maybe this magazine had a "Recipes" page? Perhaps your friend was just innocently making some sauerkraut and schnitzel dishes in his kitchen.

**dbailey** · January 25th, 2010, 11:14 PM

Yes, the poll asks about first mag.

Many of us didnt see a proper mag until we had been hard at it for several years.

I started with catalogues and cigarrette loyalty books with bikini girls and then to sneaky peaks and undressed ladies in The Sun, The Mirror, The People and News of the World on Sundays.

My first real mag was a Men Only from 1978, about april or may (hidden in my brothers wardrobe) and the first one I actually bought was september 1978. I can rmember the cover model of the first one and all the models in the one that I bought even now....must have had a big impact on me.!!

I have always been a pretty face and leg man and never went for big boobs.

Normally I go mainly for blondes with one notable exception, Emma Caesari, she has the nicest eyes of any girl I have ever seen ( after mrs db of course...well you never know..she might hack my account one day)

**Sharkhunter** · January 26th, 2010, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biorgium

The poll doesn't include an option for those of us who wanked over porn stories or scenes rather than to "a girl".

I need to be looking at a girl whilst frapping, but I hear you. What is commonly described as "foul language" often gives me the horn, especially if the text is accompanied by photos of an attractive female. I need the visual stimulation, but sometimes the words do enough.

GivemeRetro · February 3rd, 2010, 12:36 AM

It was to Betty and Veronica in an Archie Comic book. No Kidding. Something about those tight sweaters they wore.

macrinius · February 3rd, 2010, 05:46 PM

What is it about comic book/ cartoon women?

I loved Betty & Veronica too. Now its Lois from family guy.

**Mad Koala Bear** · February 3rd, 2010, 05:51 PM

I used to find 'Jane' rather alluring.

macrinius · February 3rd, 2010, 05:53 PM

Some of it's pictures I found here in VEF in a post by Goriseek1 (many

I had this mag 30 years ago. I showed it to an old guy at work; he hated it! He couldn't believe white women would suck a black guys knob!
I also love the idea of a woman getting dressed up and going to the trouble of putting on ear-rings for a porn session.

Other pictures of 'my' mag I retrieved from many other places on WWW that I do not remember.
These are also in colour and also shown below. Most pics I haven't found yet

But an everlasting impression was made by the short-haired brunette with the big breasts and earrings (2nd row). An image that stayed with me for perhaps two decades, to fade away or only a short while, until I found those pics right here.

Other than that, I remember that this 'first' B&W mag was filled with 5 dumb stories in Dutch language..

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macrinius · February 3rd, 2010, 06:01 PM

The first wank over a picture I can remember happened when I was very young; perhaps only 4 years old.
The pic was in a western story. The hero was a man, his hands tied behind his back and his ankles tied together, lying on his side on a ledge about 20 feet down a cliff-side.
A couple of Mexican bad-guys were lying on the cliff-top, looking down and sneering at him.
How they had got him down there I don't know; I couldn't read the text. How he got free is also a mystery.
The idea of someone being tied and helpless turned me on even at that tender age.
Strangely, I didn't develop a penchant for being tied up myself, or any interest in tying up men.
But I have always loved seeing women in bondage scenes.

View Poll Results: Do you remember details of the first mag you wanked over?
No, not at all.	221	12.42%
Only vaguely.	378	21.25%
Yes, I remember some features of the girl (hair, face, breasts, ass, pussy)	449	25.24%
Yes, I remember the girl and her exact poses.	618	34.74%
I don't need to remember, I still have the mag!	160	8.99%
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January 25th, 2010, 02:09 PM	#31
WantFullBush Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 422 Thanks: 12,441 Thanked 11,140 Times in 396 Posts	@Biorgium Good point, man. I forgot to include that option in the poll. Thank you for sharing your story!

January 25th, 2010, 11:14 PM	#34
dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,964 Thanked 24,965 Times in 2,218 Posts	Yes, the poll asks about first mag. Many of us didnt see a proper mag until we had been hard at it for several years. I started with catalogues and cigarrette loyalty books with bikini girls and then to sneaky peaks and undressed ladies in The Sun, The Mirror, The People and News of the World on Sundays. My first real mag was a Men Only from 1978, about april or may (hidden in my brothers wardrobe) and the first one I actually bought was september 1978. I can rmember the cover model of the first one and all the models in the one that I bought even now....must have had a big impact on me.!! I have always been a pretty face and leg man and never went for big boobs. Normally I go mainly for blondes with one notable exception, Emma Caesari, she has the nicest eyes of any girl I have ever seen ( after mrs db of course...well you never know..she might hack my account one day)

February 3rd, 2010, 12:36 AM	#36
GivemeRetro Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 18 Thanks: 6 Thanked 155 Times in 17 Posts	It was to Betty and Veronica in an Archie Comic book. No Kidding. Something about those tight sweaters they wore.

February 3rd, 2010, 05:46 PM	#37
macrinius Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 47 Thanks: 12 Thanked 234 Times in 40 Posts	What is it about comic book/ cartoon women? I loved Betty & Veronica too. Now its Lois from family guy.

February 3rd, 2010, 05:51 PM	#38
Mad Koala Bear Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 869 Thanks: 30,809 Thanked 10,733 Times in 850 Posts	I used to find 'Jane' rather alluring.

February 3rd, 2010, 05:53 PM	#39
macrinius Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 47 Thanks: 12 Thanked 234 Times in 40 Posts	Some of it's pictures I found here in VEF in a post by Goriseek1 (many I had this mag 30 years ago. I showed it to an old guy at work; he hated it! He couldn't believe white women would suck a black guys knob! I also love the idea of a woman getting dressed up and going to the trouble of putting on ear-rings for a porn session. Other pictures of 'my' mag I retrieved from many other places on WWW that I do not remember. These are also in colour and also shown below. Most pics I haven't found yet But an everlasting impression was made by the short-haired brunette with the big breasts and earrings (2nd row). An image that stayed with me for perhaps two decades, to fade away or only a short while, until I found those pics right here. Other than that, I remember that this 'first' B&W mag was filled with 5 dumb stories in Dutch language.. [/QUOTE]

February 3rd, 2010, 06:01 PM	#40
macrinius Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 47 Thanks: 12 Thanked 234 Times in 40 Posts	The first wank over a picture I can remember happened when I was very young; perhaps only 4 years old. The pic was in a western story. The hero was a man, his hands tied behind his back and his ankles tied together, lying on his side on a ledge about 20 feet down a cliff-side. A couple of Mexican bad-guys were lying on the cliff-top, looking down and sneering at him. How they had got him down there I don't know; I couldn't read the text. How he got free is also a mystery. The idea of someone being tied and helpless turned me on even at that tender age. Strangely, I didn't develop a penchant for being tied up myself, or any interest in tying up men. But I have always loved seeing women in bondage scenes.