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November 22nd, 2013, 02:32 PM | #7111 |
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November 22nd, 2013, 02:36 PM | #7112 |
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What's worse than hearing a Justin Bieber song on the rado ?
Hearing a Justin Bieber song coming from Your Son's bedroom..
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November 22nd, 2013, 04:16 PM | #7113 |
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what's the similarity between a woman's breast and a toy car?
Both are for children, but daddies also enjoy playing with them |
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November 22nd, 2013, 05:20 PM | #7114 |
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I got thrown out the Chemist this morning
I only asked the bird behind the counter - "Do you take it up the Arse love or do you swallow??" She went absolutely Mental... I still don't know what to do with this suppository!
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November 22nd, 2013, 07:23 PM | #7115 |
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Women wake up yawning, men wake up with an erection.............coincidence? i think not........
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November 22nd, 2013, 07:27 PM | #7116 |
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Mick Hucknall has been arrested for having sex with a rabbit.
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November 22nd, 2013, 10:01 PM | #7117 |
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Graham Norton:'Were you present at the birth of your child?'
Robbie Williams: 'Yes.' Emma Thompson: 'Were you at the business end?' Robbie: 'Yes.' Emma: 'How was that for you?' Robbie:'Like watching my favorite pub burn down!'
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November 23rd, 2013, 09:06 AM | #7118 |
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One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it. "Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy. "No, not at all," says the chemist. "Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."
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November 23rd, 2013, 07:06 PM | #7119 |
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The sign outside the pub says "service animals only". But the man really wants a pint.
So the man walks into a pub with a Chihuahua on a leash. "I'm sorry mate, but you can't bring your dog into the pub" says the bartender. "Why, yes I can," says the man. This is a service animal." "Yeah, right. Of what kind?" "This is a seeing eye dog." Says the man. "Nice try, you wanker, " growls the bartender. "That's a Chihuahua. They are not seeing eye dogs." "Bloody hell!" Screams the man. "You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"
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November 23rd, 2013, 08:37 PM | #7120 |
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