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Old March 31st, 2016, 09:10 PM   #2031
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Ummmmm......yeah. Think I'll just take a shit later.
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I don't know what dream world the person who created this is from,
but women have been pleasuring themselves with these for years
with or without batteries!
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Ummmmm......yeah. Think I'll just take a shit later.
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That adds a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Draining-the-snake'.

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Estreeter ...lighter fluid does have other purposes ...

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Estreeter finally went too far with his party crashing.
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Eric was not totally au fait with the car pool concept
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