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Old June 24th, 2016, 01:25 PM   #2311
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Old June 24th, 2016, 01:29 PM   #2312
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Look! Right there! What does it say? Huh? Bears DO shit in the woods!
Bear today. Gone tomorrow.
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Old June 24th, 2016, 11:05 PM   #2314
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Von was forced to improvise when no dressing room was available to try on the new and improved Depends Undergarments.
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Von was forced to improvise when no dressing room was available to try on the new and improved Depends Undergarments.
Von needed to check the washing instructions, on his asylum issued jumpsuit, colour or biological, this would tell him his next target, and possibly the means to deliver it
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Perfect place to hide a wedding ring
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After some extremely shocking cases of animal abuse hair stylists got banned from Serengeti National Park...
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