What would you like as your epitaph ? - Page 113

**Mal Hombre** · August 3rd, 2018, 05:00 PM

With him interr'd
His faithful hound
Whose piteous barks
Went unheard..

MaxJoker · August 4th, 2018, 09:12 AM

Umpa Lumpa Doo Ba Dee Doo , was too fat for his coffin it`s sad but it`s true

**Mal Hombre** · August 8th, 2018, 10:19 AM

Buried in a jiffy,
Cos He was getting kinda whiffy..

**Mal Hombre** · August 9th, 2018, 03:11 PM

Here He lies,
Of whom twas unkindly said,
That he smells much sweeter,
Now He's dead...

MaxJoker · August 9th, 2018, 04:23 PM

If he`d known that lift was going to breakdown for six hours , he`d have never shared it with Greenman

**Silicone Carne** · August 9th, 2018, 04:29 PM

Here lies patient Zero.
The grave remains sealed due to high risks of infection.

**Mal Hombre** · August 9th, 2018, 04:55 PM

His poor heart,
It gave up the ghost,
When one day,
Greenman thanked His post...

**Silicone Carne** · August 9th, 2018, 05:57 PM

"If you can read this epitath, then you are standing on my dick".

**onelucky1** · August 10th, 2018, 11:27 AM

I have told my wife, who is a jehovas witness to put on my tombstone
DO NOT RESURRECT
just in case

tybalt50 · August 11th, 2018, 12:37 AM

My wife wants to be buried and I want to be cremated and my ashes spread in Montana, and she already bought the plot, and she says she will have a tombstone. So, I figured on her side would be her name, with, "Loving Wife, Devoted Mother," and my side would read, "What the hell are you looking at? HE'S NOT HERE!

August 3rd, 2018, 05:00 PM	#1121
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,716 Times in 57,565 Posts	With him interr'd His faithful hound Whose piteous barks Went unheard.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 4th, 2018, 09:12 AM	#1122
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Umpa Lumpa Doo Ba Dee Doo , was too fat for his coffin it`s sad but it`s true __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 8th, 2018, 10:19 AM	#1123
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,716 Times in 57,565 Posts	Buried in a jiffy, Cos He was getting kinda whiffy.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 9th, 2018, 03:11 PM	#1124
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,716 Times in 57,565 Posts	Here He lies, Of whom twas unkindly said, That he smells much sweeter, Now He's dead... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 9th, 2018, 04:23 PM	#1125
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Plus most likey be alive today and not having to type this via ouija board If he`d known that lift was going to breakdown for six hours , he`d have never shared it with Greenman __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 9th, 2018, 04:29 PM	#1126
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,465 Thanked 639,809 Times in 52,061 Posts	Here lies patient Zero. The grave remains sealed due to high risks of infection. __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 9th, 2018, 04:55 PM	#1127
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,644 Thanked 855,716 Times in 57,565 Posts	His poor heart, It gave up the ghost, When one day, Greenman thanked His post... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 9th, 2018, 05:57 PM	#1128
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,465 Thanked 639,809 Times in 52,061 Posts	"If you can read this epitath, then you are standing on my dick". __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 10th, 2018, 11:27 AM	#1129
onelucky1 Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: In cloud cuckoo land,so I'm told Posts: 250 Thanks: 44,526 Thanked 13,473 Times in 364 Posts	I have told my wife, who is a jehovas witness to put on my tombstone DO NOT RESURRECT just in case

August 11th, 2018, 12:37 AM	#1130
tybalt50 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2017 Posts: 182 Thanks: 136 Thanked 1,617 Times in 181 Posts	My wife wants to be buried and I want to be cremated and my ashes spread in Montana, and she already bought the plot, and she says she will have a tombstone. So, I figured on her side would be her name, with, "Loving Wife, Devoted Mother," and my side would read, "What the hell are you looking at? HE'S NOT HERE!

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