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November 17th, 2017, 11:51 AM	#1271
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	old alal is named after the Persian queen of the full moon - as he often proves out of the back window of his car after a drunken night out.

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November 17th, 2017, 12:05 PM	#1272
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,984 Times in 60,347 Posts	bloke57 got rear ended outside a gay pub he told me , I hope he meant his car __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 17th, 2017, 02:06 PM

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palo5 never ever got a warning at VEF, but to be more specific, never once did he get a warning from that idiot mod from downunder

Which idiot mod from downunder , as we have a bunch of them

Estreets rides to work in a roo's pouch

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November 17th, 2017, 02:44 PM	#1274
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,624 Times in 9,629 Posts	trailmaster is secretly the head of all criminal activity in Chicago. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 17th, 2017, 02:47 PM	#1275
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	bloke57 has an unorthodox approach to crossword puzzles. When his answers do not fit in the puzzle, he draws extra squares, so that they do fit

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November 17th, 2017, 02:53 PM	#1276
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 210,000 Times in 15,731 Posts	Palo5 has often been compared to Richard Nixon. Both of them likes to tape their conversations.

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November 17th, 2017, 02:54 PM

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bloke57 has an unorthodox approach to crossword puzzles. When his answers do not fit in the puzzle, he draws extra squares, so that they do fit

So true...

But I did find playing chess with palo5 perplexing.

The game only lasted a few seconds 'cause he immediately took the king out into a forest and shot it.

Checkmate in one move.

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November 17th, 2017, 03:03 PM	#1278
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Mal Hombre used to be TV sport reporter. Some years ago he had embarrassing situations, because there was no polite way for him to pronounce the German soccer captain's name: his name was Kuntz

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November 17th, 2017, 03:03 PM	#1279
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,984 Times in 60,347 Posts	tygrkhat40 is an avid collector of Kenny G recordings __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 17th, 2017, 03:09 PM	#1280
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter speaks English like Borat and Ali G

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