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Old 07-28-2018, 11:35 AM   #2681
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4918 Don't take this the wrong way but your pussy farts make more sense than words that come outta your mouth
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Old 07-28-2018, 02:30 PM   #2682
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So you say that feels good and you like it do you? Well the next time you talk to your mother be sure to thank her, she showed it to me.
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Old 08-01-2018, 05:59 PM   #2683
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4920 ~ So you love anal ? , Yaaay ... Oh ... Butt also the Last Jedi ? . Hmmm no sorry , we just aren't compatible enough
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Old 08-01-2018, 09:15 PM   #2684
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Is there a doctor in the house?
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Old 08-03-2018, 04:34 PM   #2685
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4922 That big black double ended dildo you have any chance you'll leave it in your will for me you won't be needing it after tonight
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Old 08-03-2018, 06:41 PM   #2686
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..........and would you like fries with that Sir?

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Old 08-04-2018, 10:48 AM   #2687
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4925 ~ So , you gonna bleeding toss my caber or not ?!?
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Old 08-04-2018, 10:53 AM   #2688
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Old 08-04-2018, 11:27 AM   #2689
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4927 Sure I'll fuck ya in the back seat, but you're paying the cab driver for the stain cleaning
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