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Old 07-25-2018, 05:45 AM   #2681
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Old 07-25-2018, 09:36 AM   #2682
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4912 Try flipping her over and going in the back door.
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Old 07-25-2018, 11:48 AM   #2683
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Old 07-26-2018, 07:35 AM   #2684
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It puzzles me why you never swallow because your mother likes the taste.
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Old 07-26-2018, 11:25 AM   #2685
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I always hated anchovies till I found they neutralise the taste of your cunt
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Old 07-28-2018, 11:30 AM   #2686
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Old 07-28-2018, 11:33 AM   #2687
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Old 07-28-2018, 11:35 AM   #2688
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4918 Don't take this the wrong way but your pussy farts make more sense than words that come outta your mouth
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Old 07-28-2018, 02:30 PM   #2689
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So you say that feels good and you like it do you? Well the next time you talk to your mother be sure to thank her, she showed it to me.
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Old 08-01-2018, 05:59 PM   #2690
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4920 ~ So you love anal ? , Yaaay ... Oh ... Butt also the Last Jedi ? . Hmmm no sorry , we just aren't compatible enough
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