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Old 07-22-2018, 10:57 AM   #5161
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Son, you're light years behind me....
Jenny: "Grey W..... I am your Mother"

Grey W: "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, er hang on...... YES! YES! YES!"
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Old 07-22-2018, 01:07 PM   #5162
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Jenny: "Grey W..... I am your Mother"

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Loving it when a Young Lady calls me Son....
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So if you are in your early 70's and she is your mother wouldn't that mean she is ol--- I ain't going any further.
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So if you are in your early 70's and she is your mother wouldn't that mean she is ol--- I ain't going any further.

Tapas....
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great thread...has me breathing heavy and stroking! would enjoy company some time.
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Thought I'd seen it all , and Santee thinks I have a problem
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A three foot box ? Like the one I had to wear to play cricket ?
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A three foot box ? Like the one I had to wear to play cricket ?
No, that was the middle wicket old boy. Stunning drive to cover.
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