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Hey , not all last words can be classics
That final season of the re-booted Battlestar Galactica sucked dead leaper donkey dick !
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July 27th, 2018, 02:39 PM | #303 |
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Yeah right , like my last words wouldn't be sarcastic
I was just learning how to love .........
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July 31st, 2018, 02:51 PM | #304 |
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To say nothing of the STD`s
... Cough ... Cough ... Tell all the escort girls at Curves ... I`m sorry ... For the countless bounced cheques ... Although in my defense ... They were intentional
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July 31st, 2018, 04:46 PM | #305 |
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It was of course at that point increased the grip on XYZzzzz`s balls , which was more tricky than it sounds given by now had completed his transition into a woman
Why aren't you crying ? , you callous bastard !
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August 4th, 2018, 02:52 PM | #306 |
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Yeah right like at aged 243 I`m really going to die sober and not fully senile
My name was Lola , I was a showgirl , with orange lemons in my hair , and a face like Lionel Blair
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Hey , and as Streets would say "Always be closing"
Nurse Nurse , no , the female one , get your tits out for a dying Veteran
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Damn those time wasting kids on the burn ward ! .. Ahem .. Some might say
Wish I`d been on V.E.F much more .............
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Technically I never 'touched' her as I only used my tongue....
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A pox on the stinky socks of everyone who doesn't check out the previous page and see my other Last Words , which I arse-sure you one day will be all the rage
Cold death where is thy sting ? ... Oh and tell the mortician not to smell my fingers , as I know where they've been !
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