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February 22nd, 2018, 02:19 PM	#5471
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,253 Times in 60,072 Posts	Regular Do you like your crisps plain or dip them into some kind of sauce?

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February 22nd, 2018, 04:48 PM	#5472
~~bigtrain45~~ Banned! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Savannah GA Posts: 16,142 Thanks: 47,756 Thanked 215,718 Times in 16,027 Posts	Give me some nice tortilla chips and some good homemade guacamole any day. Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos?

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Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos?

Always go with the cool (Despite in reality being so cheesy

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What type be`yeeee with a beer ,

Crush the can Or Ask for help to open the ring pull ?

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February 22nd, 2018, 06:03 PM	#5474
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	Crush the can Beer : blond or amber?

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February 22nd, 2018, 08:18 PM	#5475
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,350 Thanks: 286,887 Thanked 386,218 Times in 30,304 Posts	Neither, I prefer dark ale. Sprinting out of bed with the cock crow or another half hour lie-in?

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Neither, I prefer dark ale.
Sprinting out of bed with the cock crow or another half hour lie-in?

Mmmmm depends on how lucky

I was the night before,or unlucky

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Eating Spaghetti in a bowl or in a sandwich?

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February 22nd, 2018, 09:16 PM	#5477
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,898 Thanks: 1,329,029 Thanked 707,253 Times in 60,072 Posts	In a bowl (sandwiches are for barbarians, unless you're talking about Lasagna) Spaghetti with just meat sauce, or with meat and veggies?

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February 23rd, 2018, 05:42 AM	#5478
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February 23rd, 2018, 11:25 AM	#5479
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February 23rd, 2018, 12:33 PM	#5480
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