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November 18th, 2014, 11:53 PM | #11 |
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Engvall is in the park flying a kite with his son. Passerby: Y'all flyin' a kite? Engvall: Nope, fishin' for birds! Here's your sign. On the phone with his wife when the plane he was on stopped after hitting a deer. Engvall's wife: Oh my God! Were you on the ground? Engvall: Nope, Santa was making one last run. Here's your sign. Truck driver gets his truck stuck under an overpass, with Engvall watching. Cop: You get your truck stuck? Engvall: God bless that trucker, without missing a beat, he goes: "Nope, I was deliverin' that overpass and I ran outta gas." |
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