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Old 02-01-2018, 03:40 PM   #21
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Old 02-01-2018, 03:43 PM   #22
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Does anybody really feel like they used to?
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Old 02-02-2018, 02:40 PM   #25
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Does anyone else feel a need to sing the song Feelings?
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Could it be that it was all so simple then ?
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Or were we just simple minded people?
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Aren't the simple ways the best?
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What if she's wearing lingerie?
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Are you calling my lady simple?
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