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Old 02-13-2018, 09:42 AM   #711
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None.

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A: No.

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Old 02-13-2018, 06:34 PM   #713
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A. Not me, I'm with the Woolwich

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Old 02-13-2018, 06:36 PM   #714
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No, it was a abby something.

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A: No. The hens seem to like him with dusty feathers.
Q: How many calories are there in snot?
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A. Someone has actually worked it out (pun intended)
25 calories in a half cup of snot

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Yes. We are not alone-

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A: Well yes, but only if by own you mean, spend fifty bucks a week on food, take them for walkies, play endless games of fetch, groom them, ensure there is a lap available whenever it's wanted...
Q: What do small children and dogs talk about when they think no one can overhear?
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A: Well yes, but only if by own you mean, spend fifty bucks a week on food, take them for walkies, play endless games of fetch, groom them, ensure there is a lap available whenever it's wanted...
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