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Old 09-16-2017, 12:57 PM   #21
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A - Because Lori already picked that name!

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A. Second star to the right, and straight on till morning
Q. What is the square fruit of Apple Pi?
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A: Diced McIntosh.

Q: Quo vadis?
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A. Whatever you Want

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A. That and a bit more

Q. Is this a record ?
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A. No, but it's in the top 100...

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A. Mixing up my tones & semitones

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A. It's called Eastbourne..

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A: Yes, but it'll cost you to have them tell you the answer.

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