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Old 07-23-2009, 06:55 AM   #11
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In the end, we worked out a compromise: I'd discreetly probe for obstructions with a finger before entrusting MLC to that perilous passage. It became a kind of joke between us, like testing the direction of the wind by sucking your finger and holding it up in the breeze. If I ever wanted to make her blush bright red in polite company I'd just find some conversational excuse to make that gesture wet finger held in the air. Then she'd be gagging to get me alone as soon as possible.
Well, thanks, Zuckerman, that was..er, interesting? Oh, yeah. I particularly like that finger signaling system. Kind of reminds me of the ride of Paul Revere...two if by pussy, one if by ass. Two in the pink and one in the stink! Carry on, Zuckerman!
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Old 07-23-2009, 08:45 AM   #12
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Call me an old traditionalist if you want but on serious reflection i`ve decided i`m against it. Hey i`m fine with kissing ass, only that`s as far as this particular member will go
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Actually I have had several girlfriends who were not able to cum unless there was some anal action going on...
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My lady really gets off on anal, and indeed I'm often guided by her to there in order to stimulate her whilst in her "traditionally". As mentioned earlier I know she too gets off on the fact that it's "forbidden fruit".

We have no hygiene issues as we both keep very clean and wash well afterwards.

She enjoys toys in there as well as fingers and the "traditional method", but we always use plenty of lubrication.
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But I finally realised that "dirtiness" was the whole point for her. She thought anal sex was totally filthy and the reason she wanted her lover in there bareback was as a sort of proof of desire: you wanted her so much you'd put your cock in her shit! Always wondered if that was a major factor (for either partner) during anal.

In the end, we worked out a compromise: I'd discreetly probe for obstructions with a finger before entrusting MLC to that perilous passage. It became a kind of joke between us, like testing the direction of the wind by sucking your finger and holding it up in the breeze. If I ever wanted to make her blush bright red in polite company I'd just find some conversational excuse to make that gesture – wet finger held in the air. Then she'd be gagging to get me alone as soon as possible.
Zuckerman, I just realized I remember you from another thread, the "what is your fetish" thread, where you stated...

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... vaginal juices (including cream cheese variety), saliva (spitting), breast milk, period flow, sweat, creampie. Anything sticky and messy. Not so keen on wee – too antiseptic maybe!

Probably a bit of a repressed cannibal".

I think I'd upgrade that "bit of a repressed cannibal" to a full blown Hannibal Lecter status. You consume more body fluids than my toilet. I hope you're up on your shots at the clinic. You're truly a human hazardous waste dump, Zuckerman. I also pray to God you don't live anywhere near me or mine. But there's help out there, or at least there's some good HazMat firms that can irradiate your house. Nah, only kiddin. Ok, you got me, you jokester you...no, I wasn't kiddin.

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Bruce Forsythe looks like he's buggered!
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Zuckerman, I just realized I remember you from another thread, the "what is your fetish" thread, where you stated...

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"The ooze ...

... vaginal juices (including cream cheese variety), saliva (spitting), breast milk, period flow, sweat, creampie. Anything sticky and messy. Not so keen on wee too antiseptic maybe!

Probably a bit of a repressed cannibal".

I think I'd upgrade that "bit of a repressed cannibal" to a full blown Hannibal Lecter status. You consume more body fluids than my toilet. I hope you're up on your shots at the clinic. You're truly a human hazardous waste dump, Zuckerman.
Oh brian, in one immaculate turn of phrase you have cost me five minutes of life, lost forever to the paralysis of uncontrollable laughter. You are a harsh man, but fair...
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I was once in a workmates' dinner (women and men), and someone said something which veiled referred to anal sex. It wasn't rude as to be offensive, it was just funny.
Everyone either smiled or said something in low voice, but after a moment everyone got silent for a second and only one girl, at that moment the most beautiful of the office, really a nice gilrl of about 22 or 23, could be heard saying to another girl: "it's nice, but it hurts me a litt..."
Nobody said a thing, but the following day everyone confessed having a hard-on after that comment.
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Old 09-30-2009, 09:13 PM   #19
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Anal looks really hot on video, (especially with girls who specialize in it,) but I can take or leave doing it myself. I've tried it with a couple of girlfriends and it wasn't so hot.
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I did it two times with the same girl.. the first time was great.. (we used a lubrificant gel before).. i ejaculated inside her ..she enjoyed as well..
the second one was a bit "dirty"..some stuff came out.. lol.. i didn't like a lot..

anyway.. if u do in the right way (lol)... is better than vaginal sex
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