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Old 02-27-2018, 10:20 AM   #1331
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This kid says to his Mum
"Mum, Muuuuummmmmmmm, can I lick the bowl out?"

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"No son, press flush like everybody else does"
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Old 02-27-2018, 03:43 PM   #1332
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This kid says to his Mum
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"No son, press flush like everybody else does"
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Old 02-27-2018, 04:16 PM   #1333
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Did I put you off dinner
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Old 02-27-2018, 04:29 PM   #1334
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Did I put you off dinner
It's only 11:30 AM here. Dunno about dinner, but lunch is cancelled
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Dunno about dinner,
Well, I failed Max ain't logged on yet, if he does maybe he can fix my failing
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Old 02-27-2018, 08:20 PM   #1336
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Well, I failed Max ain't logged on yet, if he does maybe he can fix my failing
Mate is it wise to try As if your joke made }[eywood feel unwell he must have a really low threshold


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Old 02-28-2018, 03:36 AM   #1337
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As if your joke
Joke No joke Mate, That really happened
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How do you find the live Muslim in a pile of dead ones ? ,

Throw a bar of soap into the pile then shoot whomever stands up screaming .
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Old 03-01-2018, 05:20 PM   #1339
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What`s little cute red and bubbly plus desperately thumps against the window before exploding ? ,

A baby in a microwave.


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Old 03-01-2018, 11:03 PM   #1340
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For years he had enjoyed sharing his name with one of the biggest names on tv.
Until that day when the truth about the star was revealed.
For every since that day Rolf Harris have had a hard time.

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