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Old 02-25-2018, 12:35 PM   #1331
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How did Helen Keller drive ? ,

One hand on the wheel the other on the curb .
How did Helen Keller break her arm?
Trying to read a braille stop sign at 50mph.
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What's got more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him
He was always shooting his mouth off.
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Old 02-25-2018, 05:27 PM   #1333
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What`s the difference between a baby and an onion ? ,

Never cry while slicing up a baby
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Old 02-26-2018, 09:51 AM   #1334
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What`s the difference between a Muslim child and a watermelon ? ,

One's fun to repeatedly hit with a claw hammer and the other`s a watermelon
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Old 02-26-2018, 10:16 AM   #1335
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The stupidest toy you can buy any teenage boy........


























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Old 02-27-2018, 09:20 AM   #1336
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This kid says to his Mum
"Mum, Muuuuummmmmmmm, can I lick the bowl out?"

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"No son, press flush like everybody else does"
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Did I put you off dinner
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Did I put you off dinner
It's only 11:30 AM here. Dunno about dinner, but lunch is cancelled
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Dunno about dinner,
Well, I failed Max ain't logged on yet, if he does maybe he can fix my failing
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