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Old 02-23-2018, 01:22 PM   #1331
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Was raping a pregnant woman the other night and she cried out "Please think of my baby !" ,

Geez what a Kinky bloody bitch.


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How did Helen Keller drive ? ,

One hand on the wheel the other on the curb .


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Paralyzed guy in a wheelchair goes to Lourdes in France to take the healing holy waters in search of a miraculous cure.

The other pilgrims gently lower him into the water, when they pull him back out he has a brand new set of tyres.
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In the years to come many twisted and sick jokes will be told, but none beats the original one.

The creator of this particular joke was God
and joke was:
The creation of the woman
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In the years to come many twisted and sick jokes will be told, but none beats the original one.

The creator of this particular joke was God
and joke was:
The creation of the woman
And here I though the creator was man and the joke was the the creation of God. But that's for the Atheist: are you one? thread
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What's got more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him
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How did Helen Keller break her arm?
Trying to read a braille stop sign at 50mph.
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What's got more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him
He was always shooting his mouth off.
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What`s the difference between a baby and an onion ? ,

Never cry while slicing up a baby
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What`s the difference between a Muslim child and a watermelon ? ,

One's fun to repeatedly hit with a claw hammer and the other`s a watermelon
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