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Old 02-16-2018, 06:20 PM   #9071
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Default Proposal for the Journal of Pornographic Studies: The Danni!

(Thanks for indulging my faux scholarly tone here ...)

So a while back I jokingly suggested that we find the equivalence, in terms of data, of a good stroke session. I.e. how much digital porn would one need to get off. This has its origins in the theoretical "Gallon Club" — i.e. how many girls have made you cum a literal gallon, career.

Since (puffs on knuckles) I probably have the largest porn collection of the current posters to this thread (admitting I returned to it only about a week ago) I figured I could use that collection as one hell of a valid sample size to do all sorts of calculations. This week I performed my annual Valentine's Day audit of my entire porn collection — whose other data I'll post after this, for those interested.

Anyway, by acclamation my fellow scientists either approved or didn't object to calling this unit of measure the danni after Miss Ashe, the Internet porn pioneer and heart-racing voluptuous model herself. It seemed appropriate given her contributions to porn and the many ejaculations she has summoned into keyboards, across screens, up into ceiling fans, etc. The unit is expressed in lowercase to distinguish between it and the women herself. I propose that its abbreviation be dn.

Fuck it, first let's pause to look at her big tits.



God I love her big boobs. Anyway.

There are some assumptions I have made and one is purely arbitrary. The good news is if there is broad consensus that it should be something else, I can just go back into the spreadsheet and adjust the formula and voila. But for purposes of beginning this discussion, the mean time of jackoff session is assumed to be 20 minutes. I know many of us go longer but I wanted something representative of a typical user and beating off for 20 minutes seemed to be it. Some might even argue that should be shorter when you account for ED, lack of privacy/opportunity, etc. I'm open to challenges; had to start somewhere.

My collection, which dates to March 20, 2013 (when my last hard drive failed).

• 5,840,202 images (3.03 TB)
• 22,215 videos (4.99 TB)
• 8.02 TB in sum (8,018,417,691,293 bytes)

Sparing you the math, the slideshow (3 seconds per image) of my still image library would be 17,520,606 seconds long. And the video catalog is a combined 16,763,952 seconds. Combined, that's 34,284,558 seconds.

So from there, divide the raw data — 8,018,417,691,293 bytes — by seconds — 34,284,558. Then multiply the quotient by 1200, which is 20 minutes expressed in seconds. And voila, the danni is: 279.84 MB (279837862.96 bytes. And I am dividing by 1000, not 1024, for simplicity and standardization's sake.)

Why is this useful?

It's not! It's porn! However, if you wished to characterize how much a particular girl could theoretically provide to you in stroke time (not repeating any images or video) you can now go, hey, my catalog of ... well, Danni! — is 212.33 danni. Beating off twice a day, I could survive a zombie apocalypse of 3.5 months with her. That's value!

In celebration of this rock-the-foundations-of-science discovery, here are all the images I have of Danni that are 233 KB, which would equal one second of stroke time.



But the best part?! My favorite video of her all time — where she's nude, oiling up her big boobies by the pool, showing off those big tits and tan lines and her golden pussy and ... (sorry I just came) — that is 279.6 MB. So the one video I have of Danni that is an actual danni in length is my favorite of all time. The serendipity of this delights me.



So here is that video (via Mediafire), for your enjoyment:

(This video is also available in better resolution — and it can be downloaded here, as "Oil Me Down" from original poster ntrl1one. It's hefty, though — 2.41 GB)

Thank you so much for your indulgence, I'm happy to laugh along about this, please take me seriously when I say this was all done in a spirit of fun, and if there are any problems with my calculations I'll happily change them.
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Old 02-16-2018, 06:44 PM   #9072
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Default Porn: An Annual Report

Thank you for joining this call. We're pleased to present our annual collections report. It shows a robust growth not only in volume and quality.

While we are challenged to expand capacity in the very near term and supply appropriate backup soon after that, we believe we have one of the strongest asset portfolios in digital pornography available.

Here are the highlights from our audit, completed per the custom on Valentine's Day.

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(Lucy L'Vette/Digital Desire]
  • Images: 5,840,202 (3.03 TB)
  • Videos: 22,215 (4.99 TB)
  • Total: 8.02 TB


(Wow! That’s a lot of porn! / Samantha Boik, Denver Broncos Cheerleaders)
  • Average images downloaded per day: 3,255 (1.69 GB)
  • Average image size: 519 KB


Jenna Haze in Just Jenna (Jules Jordan Video, 2010)
  • Average videos downloaded per day: 12.3 (2.59 GB)
  • Average video size: 214.23 MB


(Tessa Fowler)
  • Storage capacity: 8.5 TB
  • Average daily download: 4.16 GB
  • Days until capacity exhausted: 98 (May 24, 2018)


(Morgan Welsh and Michelle Douglas of the LSU Golden Girls danceline)
  • Total slideshow length (3 sec. per image): 202 days, 18 hours, 50 minutes, 6 seconds
  • Total video length: 194 days, 0 hours, 39 minutes, 12 seconds
  • Total masturbation session: 1 year, 31 days, 13 hours, 29 minutes, 18 seconds.


(Gina LaMarca/Penthouse)

Theoretical measurements:
  • Orgasms (1 per 20 min., assumed; this is also expressed as the danni, explained here): 28,570
  • Cum (3.7 ml ejaculation, in L): 105.71
  • Cum (3.7 ml ejaculation, in US gallons): 27.92


(Tobi Pacific/Cum on Her Face.com)

As you can see we outperformed our acquisitions projection of last year, which had us maximizing capacity sometime by July. In reality storage was exhausted two weeks ago and while some savings have been realized through duplication reduction, new drive capacity is urgent and is currently being explored.

Nonetheless, every byte is backed up. We're confident that if a major incident were to occur — war, zombie outbreak, the end of the Internet as we know it — we are prepared.

Here are six images that are 519 KB, the average image size of the collection.




And here are two videos that match the average video size. Credit to original uploaders.

Houston, in "Sweet Surrender." (originally posted 1-10-2012 by ricky101, now rehosted by me on MediaFire)



And Colleen Brennan in "She Loves the Four-X Feeling" originally uploaded 10-18-2016 by lameneshma.

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Colleen Brennan - She Loves the Four-X Feeling

Scene 3





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Default (Who are your) Gallon Gals?

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picking through your last "Hot Pink" post...

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And here is the rest of the 214.



All eight of these gals are candidates for my personal gallon club.
I might even be able to rank them in order.
Absolute dead certs are Brandy Ledford (aka Ginny)
and the Slavic woman who cannot be posted here.
You may be surprised to learn that
Brandy would be my #1 sperm earner here.
I wouldn't be surprised if LeAndra Forrester
made the list too, as I've often been mesmerized
by her torpedo tits. The rest have also garnered
a significant amount of dick-stroking time.

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Default "Gallon Gals"

I have a peculiar way of sorting my library but the go-to list — which is somewhat arbitrary, involves both vintage and modern models, girls with very long catalogs and some with fewer than 100 images — is called Pussy Goddesses. There are 73 in that pantheon as of right now, but it is in need of an update and reclassification.

I dated a librarian several years ago and she helped me organize my porn, believe it or not. It was so much fun. "If you like big tits, you should have girls organized by big tits," she said matter-of-factly. It was all about knowing where to find things, rather than classification for classification's sake. But I like the idea of a Dewey decimal system for porn. That, however, would be a yearslong project.

My girlfriend was an absolute doppelganger for Rebekah Dee, who cannot be posted here. Please trust me that is the truth, and yes, that includes her wonderful breasts. We split years ago, amicably, after realizing we couldn't be compatible for long term. But fucking her was so much fun. Sigh, the memories.
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Default Hot Pink, July 2015 1/3

Revision, March 2018: I deduped the entire gallery and uploaded it to Pixhost, which is a better image hosting service (fewer lost pictures, .zipped galleries).

313 images in this gallery (pixhost.to)

The entire library (March 2013 to February 2018) is linked here.

Feel free to PM me for any model IDs.

Original post follows:

Moving along with additional insight into my porn folder, here is Hot Pink.

Viewed in order (and the galleries are arranged that way) it's a window into what grabbed my attention at that point in time. I’m sharing it to see if it resonates with others.

And now here's Hot Pink for July 2015, first of three parts, 313 images in all. So this post will go in batches of 105, 104 and 104. Enjoy!

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