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Old 09-23-2011, 03:24 AM   #11
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.....even Boris Johnson's too scared to chase off the oiks.
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Old 09-23-2011, 05:16 AM   #12
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...The Taliban moved back to Afghanistan

...Steven Seagal got beaten up by a sissy.

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...even the cops get carjacked.

...the school mascot is a rabid doberman.
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Old 09-23-2011, 04:09 PM   #14
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My neighborhood ain't so rough, really , I mean which neighborhood doesn't have or hold

1, A public daily flogging for jaywalkers

2, Sunday lunch is followed by the weekly lynching festival

3, Molotov cocktails are actually drank, by the grannies

4, It's actually safe, all the Pit Bull Terriers ran away

5, There's no graffiti, it's all cleaned by the artists with their tongues, no solvents or detergents are used, we're environmentally friendly.
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Muammar Gaddafi refused our offer of asylum.

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That petty criminals plea bargain to be sent to jail because it's safer and the food is better.
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That when babies are born they slap the Doctor.
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That the local sports team's mascot is Scarface.

That the cheerleaders for said local sports team's favorite cheer is...

"You can fookin' do better than that, ya bunch o' prissy cunts!"
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