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Old 02-14-2018, 10:03 PM   #1781
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One of the not so good things in the Sonoran desert is the "Teddy Bear Cholla" aka as the "jumping cactus". Here is sandhunter covered with it. He accidentally bumped it and it attacked by spitting pieces of it on him, and it's very hard to remove. It often leaves painful cactus quills all over one. It requires special removal tools!

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Old 02-14-2018, 10:49 PM   #1782
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ball7 would like to have us believe that he is just a mild ordinary guy like the late Peter Sellers like his Avatar, when he might actually be like this: a mutant or monster from another planet!

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This is sandhunter's cactus garden which he harvested from the Sonoran desert. He only grows the edible ones, and has them on sandwiches with his favorite beer.

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