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Old 02-11-2018, 04:37 PM   #13381
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Old 02-11-2018, 06:11 PM   #13382
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Asked a member of the Flat Earth Society to describe the form of a sphere
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Old 02-12-2018, 10:39 PM   #13383
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I saw this sweet poor old lady fall down the stairs and hurt herself this morning. At least I assume she was poor because I didnít find more than 3 dollars in her wallet.
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Old 02-14-2018, 02:49 PM   #13384
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''Do you sell valentine cards that say:
'Sweetheart, you're the only one for me'. ''

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Old 02-14-2018, 09:39 PM   #13385
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''And now for a registration of Sleeping Beauty on BBC TwoTwo''
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Old 02-15-2018, 12:31 AM   #13386
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As the Frog Prince said to his beloved:

Hoppy Valentine's Day!
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I asked a LA call girl if she would take American Express?
She told me I could go as fast as I like.
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My wife likes to smoke after sex
or so her boyfriend told me
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Me Being A Smartass: Chapter 2--Dealing With Children

Little Boy: Hey, Mister. Can I have a dollar for a soda?

Me: First, kid, let me see the soda.
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OMG, thank you,.. for all these years i know realize why so many women have slapped me in the face.
I thought it was the other way around, and always thought I had sex after a cigarette.
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