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Old 01-22-2018, 12:31 PM   #1301
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An Imam told me that throwing bacon at a Muslim is as offensive as throwing dog shit at them ,

Long story short I'm now saving a fortune on bacon.


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Old 01-24-2018, 01:20 PM   #1302
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Got thrown out of a Muslim clothes shop today ,

Only asked where the bomber jackets were.

Every woman I've ever questioned has always said no they didn't find rape jokes funny,

Although I knew they all meant yes they did .


When I first started hearing about these 'Muslim grooming gangs' it got my hopes up ,

Thought they'd finally figured out how to use toothpaste and deodorant.


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Old 01-27-2018, 04:29 PM   #1303
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I went to holland the other week and visited the Ann Frank museum. I bought a bucket of old poop.

Why?

Well the man did say it was the Diarrhea of Anne Frank.
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Old 01-29-2018, 01:58 PM   #1304
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Why don’t Muslim men smoke after sex ? ,

Because second hand smoke is very dangerous for children.


How does a Muslim tell the difference between a male and a female Camel in the dark ? ,

He sticks his nose in it`s arse as if there's a place for his tongue knows it's a female.


When my fourteen year old daughter told me she had become pregnant was absolutely furious ,

I'm not ready to be a dad again !.


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Old 02-04-2018, 12:49 AM   #1305
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What`s the definition of irony ? ,

A Jewish Gasman


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Old 02-09-2018, 05:24 PM   #1308
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Wife gave birth to a baby boy today and got to admit am pretty disappointed because was hoping for a girl,

As not really into gay stuff.



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One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can you penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johnny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.

The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His granpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. These are my cookies!"
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A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!!"
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